listen . . . professor’s first name also begins with a b .
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#MY NERD IS BETTER THAN YOUR NERD
then why did you break my nerd award. i’m still holding a grudge
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Professor Utonium would be the kind of dad that gets sent Rick Astley and goes "Oh I love this song!"
‘ what’s wrong with never gonna give you up ? ’
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"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY I LOVE YOU."
‘ awww, thanks buttercup. i love you too. ’
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WHY WOULD I WANT YOU
BRATS TO JOIN ME IN
GLORIOUS ADULTHOOD ?
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i know enough to know they’re good girls.
. . . . . well, well ––– you’re tangly.
well… then i’m sorry to admit that you might
��not know your daughters as well as you think,
professor. villains?? that’s a tangly word.
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head turns to the mounted clock in reflex as the shouting from upstairs continues. he must have lost track of time as he always does –– if it weren’t for the girls, he would have forgotten to eat and starved himself to death already. a gruesome thought. yet food can’t come in the way of science, ‘ thank you, sweetie ! i just need five more minutes ––– or perhaps ten. ’
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“professor, i made stake tacos for dinner!” she made them an hour ago, and told him an hour ago, but he’s been lost in the lab. what’s he working on? buttercup flies down the stairs to the lab, trying not to be freaked out that two of the lights are flickering, and there’s a spider’s web in the corner. professor must be really busy to ignore that. he hates spiders as much as she does. christ. “professor! i’ll drag you upstairs if i have to.”
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Who cares.
Physics Professor, answering a student’s question about how the answer came to be
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‘ it depends on what you need. as long as
it’s not death-ray or a laser gun, i’m all ears.
–––– so, what do you want, jojo ? ’
“Right about now, assuming I get what I want. You don’t want
to be the one to ruin my honest attempt to be a good person,
do you, Dad?”
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vxpergreen
professor i will actually commit cold blooded murder and get away with this. we know this. it’s happened.
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A new leaf ep.8
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yes. yes it would hurt. her, probably, because i would murder her.
now, now, buttercup. let’s not be so harsh
on the lady. i’m sure she’s trying to start
anew. america isn’t called the land of
second chance for nothing.
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the girls ? they wouldn’t. i mean they’ve lied a
couple of times, sure, but they were petty lies.
my girls wouldn’t dare manipulate ; that’s what
the villains do !
or maybe that’s what they want you to think
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we’ve been down this road before
i think she’s changed ! wouldn’t hurt to
give her a second chance now, would it ?
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not always but sometimes they know the best
you let your daughter tell you what to do?
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