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Sup

When will the 2019 posts start coming? People have already been accepted into schools so just wondering.

Send them now!

Congrats!

On your acceptances, 2019 — the blog is still undergoing reconstruction, but if you're down to share your successes, I'm down to post them. Submit humblebrags to me and enjoy a semester of senioritis.

Can I take over the 2019 page?

We have a few interested people, please send us a short email to our address on the contact tab so we can communicate there!

Accepted 2019?

Hey everyone,

Unsure if anyone still looks at this blog, but we're looking for someone to take over this blog for the class of 2019. Shoot us an email if you're interested with a short blurb about who you are and we'll hand the thing over.

Thanks for sticking around this long. Also thanks to those of you who recognized me on campus. You make me feel like less of a loser. -heart emoji-.

wait where and you going next year!!? Stanford over cal or were you joking?

http://acceptedco2018.tumblr.com/post/88248585817/where-in-the-world-are-we-going-to-college

Colby College

Hey guys! Marvin* here! 

10 facts about me: 1. I sleep in the fetal position 2. I love to dougie  3. I plan on playing varsity chess for NESCAC 4. Netflix and nutella are my best friends!! 5. I was picking between Princeton and Colby but realized I loved Waterville, Maine  6. I speak fluent English  7. I recently purchased a mule to prove my allegiance to Colby 8. For all you boys out there hmu if you want a cuddle filled night of netflix and nutella (617) 583-2800 9. I’m such a klutz, it’s not even funny 10. I LUV you all already!!!!

Really cant wait for the next 4 yours together!!!!

xoxo

hmu with your neopet names!!

Barnard College

DOES ANYONE AT BARNARD SMOKE WEED HURRY WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE THIS POST IS DELETED

University of Pennsylvania

Are human brains part of your routine alimentary cravings? Most likely not. Therefore, we’re not zombies. Case solved. Check mate. Bingo. Good night.

New York University

Do you think it is risky to run illegal fish trading out of your dorm room? I’ve built this from the ground up and I don’t want it to go down like my pornography studio.

University of Chicago

Just finished Alcohol Edu in one sitting… I need a drink.

Dickinson College

so….. this really isnt an academically involved question. but does anyone know how to get throw up smell/stains out of a car???? I got MOST of the stains out with soap and water. but theyre still there. and the smell…. so please.. if you have ANY SOLUTION comment on this

Turn up or transfer

Princeton University

When do we check into our dorms? booking flights right now and don’t want to arrive to find I have to sleep on the streets. Would the 3rd be ok?

Brown University

It’s a funny story, really – I only found out Brown was a university 2 weeks ago. I thought I was applying to the Brown Rehabilitation Centre in Southfield, MI! Now look where I am… Bloody autocorrect. Guess I’ll have to deal with my crippling heroin addiction on my own then. Good luck, future roommate…

Can I be part of the new team? Like can I apply or something?

Contact information for the new team will be up when we figure out who they are.

University of Chicago

Greatest day in the history of Cleveland or Greatest day in the history of Cleveland? There’s no wrong answer when LBJ is involved.

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Princeton University

Okay, Princeton. It’s been finals week and I need a good laugh. What’s the dumbest little thing you’ve ever done? Once I had to ask how to spell my name on a standardized test in seventh grade.