I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

have ads been getting more annoying lately. to anyone else or just me

this tweet. but for tumblr

Pandemonium by Kim Jakobsson.

more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

Just a little boy

get this piece of shit debuff OFF OF ME i have hunts to get to

putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

Important affirmation

linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of