acaciathewitch
Acacia's Journey
Just a regular, crazy woman. Wife, mother, cat- and animal-lover. Book-worm. Vampire-lover. Fangbanger. Gemini. Lostie. Harry Potter nerd. Hunter. Hiddlestoned. Animal Crosser.
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DIY Gemstone Necklace
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sew-much-to-do: a visual collection of sewing tutorials/patterns, knitting, diy, crafts, recipes, etc.
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I’m going to be that person with a million pokemon stickers merch
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what would the norse gods be like during the holidays?
{HELL YEAH CHRISTMAS}
Odin: y’all down there makin gingerbread houses while i’m makin a gingerbreaD KINGDOM *air horns blare in the background*
Frigg: The spirit of the holidays? Arguing over the last toy in Walmart because fUCKING SUSAN WON’T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FA—
Thor: *chugging literally all the egg nog ever*
Loki: *calling Santa* WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I’M NOT AT THE TOP OF THE NAUGHTY LIST? WHAT AM I️ GONNA HAVE TO DO, MURDER SOMEONE? *balder walks by* …………..i have to call you back
Skadi: HON, I COULD GIVE LESS THAN TWO SHITS ABOUT YULE. WHAT I’M HERE FOR IS WINTER!! *chugs bottle of vodka while shooting arrows everywhere*
Njörd: ,,can i go back to the beach now
Heimdallr: Gather round children, I’m here to tell you the tale of how The Loki Stole Yule Brisingamen
Forseti: what do i want for a present? *clenches fist as he slowly takes off sunglasses* justice
Balder: wow, look at the beautiful mistletoe! hopefully nothing ironic will happen to me involving my love for this SPECIFIC plant! *looks into camera*
Freyja: can we please recognize mrs. claus? cause santa’s a hoe please and thank
Freyr: ALRIGHT BITCHES, BREAK OUT THEM UGLY SWEATERS,
Tyr: *opens gift* …………………. who the fuck sent me a pair of gloves i haVE ONE HAND YOU F U C K E R
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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
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Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
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Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
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NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
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