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cw // smoking, riding, han is an asshole
. . . Han Solo lighting up a cigar and watching you bounce on his cock while he watches you with a lopsided shit-eating grin on his face. slurred praises spilling from his lips - "just like that, sugar." "pick up the pace, sweetheart." "keep on goin', doll."
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i really need this to boost my energy for my abandoned MID EXAM PROJECTS....brb gonna find another imagine like this one...
Imagine Max Cady with a Girlfriend in College.
Requested by the Queen of Max Cady content herself, Miss @droogiesanddiscourse 💖✨
TW: mention of prison, age gap, implied smut
You probably met Max as he was cruising through your college town one weekend
He'd formed a habit of visiting new places just to get a change of scenery and he just loooves to drive his hot red mustang all over
Max had grown particularly fond of college towns, lot of cute girls there, and he could admire the goods as they strolled down the sidewalks or leaned over the passenger door of his car to flirt a little
AND they were all legal age, so they wouldn't get him into as much trouble
But boy did he want to get in trouble when he first laid eyes on you...
"My God, you could stop traffic with a body like that, sweet angel," he hollers out to you as you walk from your dorm to the nearest bar with a friend
As he rolls along beside you in his mustang, you throw over your shoulder, "Well, I don't see you stoppin'!"wwwwwwwws
"Oh, and she's feisty too, Lord help me!" he shakes his head as if he needed to pinch himself to believe you were real, "Darlin', would you and your friend like to grace my backseat with your presence, and I'll drive ya where you're goin'? Chauffeur style..." He raises his eyebrows and swipes his fingers across the brim of his hat
That was all she wrote; Max was all over you like bees on honey after taking you out that night, and you certainly didn't mind the attention from an older guy. Besides, he was a real gentleman with his own special style and classic southern charm.
Max made it a point to see you as often as possible, but was also more understanding than you expected him to be about needing time for school work
"I like to check up on my princess, make sure she doesn't have any suitors throwin' pebbles at her window, other than me of course. Like in those fairy tales, ya know? But I know my smart lil' princess likes to keep her grades up, so I can't be with her as much as I'd like to" he'd say over the phone
He likes to call you a lot, even if just for a few minutes to hear your voice and make sure you're okay each day
Max even buys you a phone for your dorm room, so you don't have to use the payphones on campus anymore! Of course this leads to some spicy phone calls late at night...
He loves getting to visit you on the weekends, maybe take you to dinner or lunch, then maybe to the library where he can read aloud with you, and whew! Some of the things this man makes you read out loud... Scandalous.
What he loves most is when you don't have too much homework and he can stay the whole weekend with you
He makes you breakfast in the mornings, it's not great, but it's nice having that stress off your shoulders
Max likes to read your textbooks while you work on some small assignment, getting to understand what you're learning and what interests you
And while he does adore making love with his hot young girlfriend, what he adores most is the other acts of intimacy you share, such as cuddling late at night as you share your thoughts with one another before drifting off to sleep, or when he runs you a bath and you gently bathe one another as you soak
He constantly praises you for getting your education, after studying for so long in prison, he knows how fulfilling it can be
And lastly, Max always looks forward to you graduating, telling you how he's gonna whisk you away, and you'll get to live together and that you can work or stay home, whatever Daddy's Little Princess wants ✨
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have my baby
Harrison Ford in Clear and Present Danger (1994)
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curb your enthusiasm comforts me in some ways bcs it makes me not too worry about my embarrassing moments bcs i KNOW larry david has been on my position before
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oh! also i wanna do a lil political rant. it's so out of date bcs it was last week's discourse on twt. i need a place to put my thoughts so here it is.
there's like a faculty in my country's pretentious state college that bans lgbt+ students.
IM GLAD IT'S NOT MY CAMPUS. my campus is a lil bit moderate. i have lgbtq+ friends there and also i've seen some students there expressing their gender in unique way. again, im glad it's not my campus.
but the thing is, HOW CAN U SPOT AN LGBTQ+ PERSON? sexuality and gender orientation is very very personal subject. none of my friends could guess my sexuality too at the first time.
i mean if you think a boy who's close to another boy is gay, what if...THEY'RE JUST VERY CLOSE FRIENDS? what if they're both relatives? also if a person is flamboyant, like to wear feminine/masculine clothing, are they trans? not everyone who dress the certain way is lgbtq...AND ALSO THERE'S ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC TOO. are they banned...because...they don't feel certain attraction? do they have to like their opposite gender and having seggs with the opposite gender?
sometimes i don't understand this country, bro.
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im not ashamed to tell u guys i love every version of harrison. younger, older, idfc. white hair looks sooo sexy on u mr.
2023 - Los Angeles Times
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being known as the girl "who loves older guys" is a pretty concerning image and i can't believe from the day i fell into the dilf/gilfism rabbit hole until i finally go to college, all of my friends will always remember me as that kind of people
yesterday we learned art history and BOOM a picture of a (maybe) famous modern art painter comes up on the screen, he's smoking a cigar and my friends shouted "IS THAT YOUR TYPE OF MAN, ZUH?"
I FREAK OUT...bcs they're so looouuuddd and my lecturer was like "????" I MEAN THE PAINTER CAN...GET IT, Y KNOW WHAT I MEAN. BUT DON'T TELL IT TO THE WHOLE CLASS!??!?! i mean...thanks for remembering me BUT DON'T MAKE EVERYONE KNOW I HAVE THIS CONCERNING BEHAVIOUR PLEASE
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i thought the g4z4 situation will be on the "things we care about" section but i saw none??? where are y'all???
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oh my god we're so fucking back
#fangirling over senior citizen until 1 am in the morning#the harrison ford effect#I LOVE HARRISON FORD#i love you harrison ford
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him as your bf idk how to tell yall
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