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absintheanflare · 9 hours
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with more and more sites & hosting services banning nsfw content, being some sort of pervert becomes a moral imperative
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absintheanflare · 21 hours
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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absintheanflare · 1 day
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absintheanflare · 1 day
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absintheanflare · 1 day
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POINT AND LAUGH
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absintheanflare · 1 day
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absintheanflare · 2 days
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I'm so obsessed with the concept of P being unintentionally creepy, including:
Not ever blinking
Sudden twitching of his legion arm
Expression never changing
Menacing head tilts of curiosity
Wordless
Changing his own parts in the middle of wherever
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absintheanflare · 2 days
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absintheanflare · 2 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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absintheanflare · 3 days
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absintheanflare · 3 days
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i saw this image and thought you’d really like it. it reminded me of you
literally. this is it.
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absintheanflare · 4 days
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absintheanflare · 4 days
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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absintheanflare · 5 days
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wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you
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absintheanflare · 6 days
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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absintheanflare · 6 days
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The thing about the r slur is that people who are using it again are indeed using it as a slur. This isn't a word that is being reclaimed. This is a word that is once again being used 100% as a slur. You're being a bigot if you're using it against others. Straight up. There isn't another argument to be made. Knock it tf off.
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absintheanflare · 7 days
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Girl are you the Hays Code the way you consider media irredeemable if it depicts anything that strays away from the norm you're comfortable with or depicts anything morally questionable without definitively condemning it and anyone associated with it, therefore creating worse stories and content and making it difficult for people to engage with complicated issues from a nuanced and controlled perspective?
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