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Stardust (2007) Dir. Matthew Vaughn
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are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing
are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it
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kristi noem shot her dog. on purpose.
when i first heard this, i knew shed use the "farm life" excuse, but reading into it, it wasnt cause the dog was so severely injured and that waiting to bring the dog to a vet was going to take so long that it would be more humane to do it herself. NO the fucking crazy disgusting conservative republican shot the the puppy, named Cricket, because he attacked some chickens instead of attacking pheasants which she was trying to train the dog to kill. the poor 14 month old puppy attacked the wrong kind of bird, so kristi noem took the puppy to a gravel pit and shot it in the back of the head. its so fucking insane! its so fucking demented! she should literally be in jail for animal abuse.
and this is all from her memoirs, so she freely admits it in her book. she told the fucking crazy story to say she can do the “difficult, messy and ugly” things when necessary. no bitch! youre fucking crazy! its fucking unhinged! it fucking abuse!
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Tristan Dyer as Victor Frankenstein in Frankenstein, The Royal Ballet © 2019 ROH || Frankenstein, Steven McRae as The Creature, Federico Bonelli as Victor Frankenstein, Royal Ballet 2016 || Wei Wang as The Creature and Federico Bonelli as Victor Frankenstein in Frankenstein, The Royal Ballet 2019 ROH
Photographs by Andrej Uspenski
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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Silly wee Jonathan Harker warmup sketch idk if I’ll ever finish
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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”
— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist
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Night and Her Daughter Sleep, Mary L. Macomber, 1902
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how?? just how?
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Leverage (2008-2012)
2.12 | The Zanzibar Marketplace Job
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Reverse Ratatouille
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Well, how old are you Grant? Smartypants, Episode 1
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Here's something I really appreciate about being here, versus being on other social media; who the fuck here doesn't get this already? It's right in the goddamn books.
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Watching the new tasting history and very charmed by the fact that the whole Michelin Star system apparently started out as, like, a galaxy-brain marketing campaign for the concept of road trips.
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