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Abii
a hodgepodge of fandoms, sleep deprivation, stupid shit, and a whole lot of stupid shit
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my middle school did on Mondays usually but I just stood up and didn't say shit
wait do y’all actually say the pledge of allegiance???
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Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?
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i hate it here
wait do y’all actually say the pledge of allegiance???
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i have never said it in my life, and for good reason! i hate it here
wait do y’all actually say the pledge of allegiance???
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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE
DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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(absolutely no pressure if you don't want to tho <3)
no part 2. i made a post in response to this exact thing as to why i don't want to earlier
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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disney villain backstory hook
as a child, I used to go to the playground, ask other kids if they believed in Santa, and tell them he wasn’t real
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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me joining a discord server- "hello!"
guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"
me- "what does that mean?"
floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"
me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"
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both because i value anonymity to a degree but also making 3 facts about myself makes me very uneasy and want to vomit ghrghgrhgrrg
If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!
(absolutely no pressure if you dont want to tho <3)
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