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ellie with a clumsy gf ୨ৎ
summary: how ellie cares for her clumsy girlfriend
content: nothing thats nsfw!! just ellie being a cutie concerned gf
notes: answer to this req!! SHES SO PUPU BABYGIRL IN THAT PIC I WANNA BITE HER JFWIBFJWKRJR. she's actually so beautiful i can't. entirely unrelated: idk how i feel about this... but i’m trying to be like EW I HATE THIS FUCK THIS ITS SO BAD. like i dont even feel like that but we already know how i feel about this formatting. its growing on me tho
(wc 0.39k) so short i know guys i gotta dip my feet
constantly laughing but also concerned at how you manage to trip and bump and bruise yourself up on literal air
in apocalypse au, she's always been very aware of her surroundings bc of patrol and combat and stuff so she tries to keep you out of the way of things that she knows you'll bump into
always has an ice pack chilled and ready to go in the freezer in case you bump yourself real hard and it's sore because ice helps bumps not bruise right when you get them (looking at you guys clumsy ladies write that one down)
always warns you about things right as they're happening since you get into things SO FAST
like just as you're bumping into something or dropping an item she's blurting out, "wait! there's- a shirt on the floor"/"remember- that the washing machine door is open"/"baby, you're gonna drop that- just... like you did just now. you okay?"
always asks what you did to get a new bruise. she'll notice a new one and joke, "oh, what did you do this time?" and you'll respond, "i may have walked into the dishwasher while the door was down..." it's become like a little game
she's become sooo desensitized to any bump or bang sound in the house bc she knows its just you. not to say she doesn't care about you getting hurt--she immediately throws out a "you good?!" or "you need me?"--she just knows you know what to do: ice pack or heat compress. it's routine now.
read that low vitamin c levels make you bruise easily, so always has vitamin c rich snacks stocked up. oranges and strawberries and other fruits, always ready!
she's so stupid in love that she'll cut the fruits up into hearts or try nd make the most simple little animals with them from some mother of 3's tutorial on instagram reels and genuinely gets upset when she can't recreate them.
^ like you notice her absolutely maiming some apples and ask, "ummm why are you slicing and dicing that poor apple?" and she'll mumble, "it's supposed to be a stupid crab."
always asks what you did to get a new bruise she'll notice a new one and joke, "oh, god, what did you do this time?" and you'll respond, "i may have walked into the dishwasher while the door was down... but this one doesn't hurt that bad 😁"
and for my ladies with darker skin where bruises aren't as visible or even just pale skin that just doesn't bruise easily, she's still just as concerned. and since there is no visible warning of a sore spot, she's hurriedly apologizing after pressing on a sore spot or laying on a tender patch.
@abbysbug @picklesarenice69
hello to my clitter critters. soooooooo erm sorry about going like basically inactive for like 2 weeks i got into the fight of a lifetime with my mother 😊 we still beefing 😊 dw tho when she's old and wrinkly i’ll have power of attorney and trust the cord WILL be plugged.
like i’m joking but as of now that bitch is an opp fr
but anywhoooo i’m back. and my dinosaur of a laptop had a health scare and i thought i was gonna have to plan a funeral for her but she went to the doctor (apple store) and she's all better. idk how it still works so well now bc my mom got this when obama was still president 😆 don't y'all worry tho this motherboard does nothing but purr we chillin (the fan turns on whenever there are too many graphics moving)
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*points at her pussy* ummmm are you gonna finish that? *tummy grumbles loudly*
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okay and what abt it 🙄🙄 my HCs about her are incredible and I AM NOT A LOSER
type of skin streamer!ellie would wear in fortnite and would get upset every time you call it ugly
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type of skin streamer!ellie would wear in fortnite and would get upset every time you call it ugly
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abby abby abby.. the things you do to me.
just thinking about her gripping at your ass, tits, and thighs as you cook dinner for her. she completely forgets she's doing so but you on the other hand- the complete opposite.
“abs, whatcha doin??…”
“hm.. watching you cook.”
“you sure..? u seem to be focused on— something else rather than cooking..”
then she finally snaps back into reality, “you know what babe, im not that hungry. kinda want something else.” she mumbled, eyeing you.
“well to damn bad.”
filler post n i cant get her out my mind.
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do it for her (your thirteen year old self)
#i think 13yr old would judge me for still writing fanfics#and especially that i wrote smut cuz i was SO against minors writing smut back then#look at me now ☺️
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Just saw a post saying
“Being aro is so cool because it comes with this fun little bonus of knowing you’ll always suddenly come second to your friends once they’re in relationships and you’ll have to respect that even tho you’ll never really understand it”
And now I’m sadly reflecting on my friendships again.
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abby being the type to kiss you right after you put on lipgloss because she loves to see your lips a mess. sometimes she’ll watch you put it on just so she can grab your face and deeply kiss you. you always wanted to be mad but the way her lips moved with yours or the way her tongue traced your lips made you dizzy. when abby pulled back, she’d lick her lips to taste your gloss, “vanilla?” her blue eyes staring into you while she slipped her thumb into your mouth. the way your lips looked around it made her groan, “fuck, you look so pretty like this.”
thank you @worldwidegirlhood & @humilityshown for reading it first <3
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We need mean!reader, angry!reader, misunderstood!reader, creepy!reader, gross!reader, toxic!reader, nonforgiving!reader, selfish!reader, narcissistic!reader, dark!reader, FEDUP!reader. That bitch is way too nice, passive, and sensible. ✋🏾😂
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thinking abt bully!abby…i know she gives mean wedgies. cornering you in the hall and turning you around, shoving your face against the brick.
“what panties are you wearing today, loser? is it those floral ones with the thick waistband again?” she grabs the back of your jeans and pulls back on the fabric to get a look at your underwear. it’s a pair of hot pink cotton with a thick white waistband. she laughs, “these might be worse than that. they’re so bright it’s like they’re begging to be pulled…”
she reaches into your jeans and wraps her fingers around the thick waistband and pulls agonizingly slow, making sure you feel the fabric inch its way up and between your cheeks. she loves how you squirm to try and get away from her and how you try, and fail, to tug the fabric away from her. “give up on fighting back, you know that always ends with your head shoved in a toilet.”
she pulls and pulls until you’re whining like a little bitch and she has the fabric wrenched halfway up your back. “have fun trying to pick that out later, nerd,” she says, slapping your ass hard before walking off to her lecture.
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texts with messy ex!ellie short smau
synopsis: you and ellie broke up for some stupid reason and are not getting back together yet.
cw: swearing, they co parent a cat, messy ex gfs in the same friend group, ellie's silly n reader is tryna be serious ab the break up (failed) crack smau fic
a/n: dont ask why they broke up bc idk, prob smt dumb as hell
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ellie would fuck up my minecraft realm by building a mob grinder next to the cute cottage i built us
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I have a unhealthy obsession with her (someone help me)
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pucker up mama
you and mel should kith
already did
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