cascoded dni meme

dni if you have a mood disorder, are NOT a morning person, wake up with insane bedhead, take things too personally, struggle to ask for help, embody this emoji 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄, are a cat person, sleep on your side, are mean in a fun way, are mean in a destructive way, have a knack for learning new languages, can’t drive or are bad at it, derive your worth from your usefulness, are disarmingly earnest, are very good at chess, have a flair for the dramatic, like getting high more than getting drunk, love going to the aquarium, collect something (eg post cards), take really long showers, are spectacularly stubborn, own at least five books of poetry, own a weighted blanket, have ever been described by someone as wise, are good at explaining things, can easily solve a rubik’s cube, have a sweet tooth

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if cas ever met rufus, rufus would take one look at the way cas looked at dean and he’d say “you might as well tell him how you feel, get it over with” and cas whips around and says “tell dean what exactly?” and rufus has this knowing expression on his face as he raises an eyebrow and nods his head towards dean. dean is currently attempting to secretly dart looks over at them, his expression almost soft as he’s caught staring and he gives cas a warm smile before going back to work with sam and bobby. “you see that look, son?” rufus says before turning his attention back to cas. “you two give each other the same damn look when you think the other isn’t watching. and if that ain’t love then I don’t know what is” and cas is left stunned as rufus walks away because he can’t believe rufus clocked on to his own feelings so quickly and pointed out what no one else has ever said out loud before

im what people call “a complete basket case”

Dean's girlfriend he calls the one in 2x20 being called Carmen like... we get what you love Dean..... cars and men......

cannot find the original post but soo true. dean has named his testicles. shaggy and scooby

trueform!cas… so many hands to hold 

unofficial spn tumblr survey time again:

1) are you a dean / cas / sam stan

2) who was your favorite hunger games character

3) were you team peeta or gale?

(rogue answers okay and encouraged!)

best thing about Cas always wearing a white shirt is when it gets soaked in red blood when he’s tortured so pretty <3

the power season one couldve had if it wasn’t for the “22 years ago” pilot intro. you get to know sam and dean on the storie’s terms and obviously something traumatic happened and made them grow up the way it did. and their father is missing and monsters are real. (neat!) and sam is a seemingly well adjusted college kid that’s dragged back into the life and dean is this way too beautiful overprotective wannabe gunslinger and he just wants this fucked up family to be together again. imagine if it took til episode NINE for us to even learn that dean was the one to carry sam out of the burning house and suddenly you’re like oh. and the first time we meet john is not tucking sam into bed, loosing his wife and saving his kids, but hiding from his sons in a stranger’s living room. and don’t even get me started on if we never get to see mary burn on the ceiling, but we meet her as a benevolent spirit that is literally and figuratively haunting the family…… anyway imagine, if up until we meet YED, we literally have only john’s word to tell us how mary died and what this whole quest for revenge is about. how willing are you to believe a man that’s been abandoning his sons for over two decades and keeps the whole truth only to himself? no wonder dean wants to believe him so badly, imagine the alternative. and of course it makes sam’s anger that much more tangible, because we don’t know what happened that night either. it’s just. the stakes would be that much higher because, we’d be going in blind the same way sam and dean are, it becomes much more of a mystery with thee most fucked up implications…..

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

Can we PLEASE cas has chickens truth. Dean builds cas a coop for their six month anniversary and cas only uses it like half the year because his chickens are free range house chickens that he is NOT the boss of. Dean fucking hates having chickens in the house but he doesn’t say shit because he is a lovestruck idiot. Cas is so deeply into the chicken politics he’s like. He’s mediating chicken disputes between the hens. He’s desperately trying to prevent a chicken war between Nugget (which dean named) and Archie (which jack named). He’s got so many eggs he literally cannot get rid of them fast enough. Every morning cas’s extremely rude and terrible rooster wakes them up at the crack of dawn and cas kicks dean out of bed to go feed the chickens. Which dean does in his hotdog pants and cowboy boots because, once again, he is a lovestruck idiot.

some pairings are appealing because they’re a “forbidden love” narratively, but destiel is “forbidden love” META-NARRATIVELY. who else is doing it like them.

okay here’s my angel cas manifesto:

he goes to heaven sometimes but doesnt want dean to freak out so every so often dean comes home to his husbands lifeless corpse and a little sticky note that says “not dead just incorporeal <3 have living room cleaned by 5?”

still does not have a legal identity or a last name so when he signs up for his magazine subscriptions he uses the name mrs dean winchester

he doesnt eat 90% of the time but every once in a while dean will make something that he really likes. its very much that reddit post thats like i only drink tea when my wife makes it and it sends dean into the stratosphere

he’s also releasing a billion years worth of sexual repression so when dean does smth sexy he’ll just zap them to a bed. except its like. the least sexy things in the world that get him going. dean will pick his nose in a gas station and then next thing he knows cas is holding him bridal style in a motel room

goes to jacks intramural soccer games (ive decided this is canon) and makes thunder clap every time someone on the opposing team is about to take a shot

dean will get a papercut and he’ll be like PLEASE CAN I HEAL YOU CAN I HEAL PLEASE PLEASE DEAN PLEASE and then dean will have a bad back day after numerous reminders to use proper lifting technique and cas just goes “cope”

he plays video games with his son and if he’s not an angel he cant be the first angel of the lord to say the word “poggers”

demon dean’s greatest hits + text posts (9/?)

bonus:

you’re a drug addict lying on your back in a tijuana hotel room

supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution