wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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joining the bat fandom is so fun, you pick a robin and hold onto that thing for dear life

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When theyre scarred and traumatized >>>

I’ve been doing some field work with geologists this winter and I’m kind of amazed by how these dudes can pick up a handful of dirt and talk about it for an hour using terms I’ve never heard of. Like wow you see a whole universe in there that I don’t. The world is truly full of beauty and we only comprehend a fraction of it.

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catholic sub guy who breaks up with his domme because she told him to call her goddess and he refuses to commit idolatry

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