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You are happy to see me, right?
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HEY
ok but zedaphs hc9 pov is hillarious bc he gives ZERO context for the crossover. hes just doing his thing and then hes suddenly like "and i have the perfect guy for this zedvancement. pixlriffs." precedes to not explain anything. iconic. man really does not care about ANYTHING going on outside whatever hole hes building in
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as an aroace person who sees other aspec people get frustrated with the lack of nonromantic relationships being represented as anything other than sibling, I grant you: hermit relationships
Grian & Pearl: siblings, actually
Pearl & Scott: platonic
Cleo & Scott: queerplatonic
Jimmy & Tango: romantic
Grian & Scar: sexual but like they turned Complicated pretty fast lets be real
Pearl & Gem: ????)?),?
Etho & Joel: probably a disorder really
Martyn & Ren: theater kids.
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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YES
Ren: I can imagine a little Falsie, a little Cleo. I know I was a little Ren. Xisuma just like blooped, just came into existence as a full formed Xisuma
Xisuma: You're making me feel odd now
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God, this server is slowly becoming obsessed with Joel
First Etho, now Iskall, this man has the rizz
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Fun fact! No hermit knows / understands what a ‘gender’ is! :D
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The longer I looked at the screenshot the more it looked like a renaissance painting
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A saga of shulkers and statues, aka Joel and Etho losing their minds over who did what to whose property
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he cant get over it
how many dl mentions do you think therell be in hc s11
sure yeah we all know they never left the desert, but joel never left that damn boat
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Martyn really went for Joel’s throat there ToT
Transcript:
Jimmy: Joel, if you can hear me, I love you so much.
Zed: Who loves who?
Jimmy: Joel just gave me some tech issues, like, solved them, and I wanted to pronounce my love for him.
[ZEDAPH and SKIZZ laugh.]
Joel: Love you too, babe.
Jimmy: Thanks, babe.
Martyn: Yeah, but I'm the one kissing him in America, so who's really winning?
Jimmy: OOOOOH!
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I honestly question anyone who JUST watches zed. what do you think of the hermitcraft server? the other hermits? do you think? do you exist?
ok but zedaphs hc9 pov is hillarious bc he gives ZERO context for the crossover. hes just doing his thing and then hes suddenly like "and i have the perfect guy for this zedvancement. pixlriffs." precedes to not explain anything. iconic. man really does not care about ANYTHING going on outside whatever hole hes building in
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who else is still stuck in the desert
they make me insane everyday [note : i was gonna edit this to tongue and teeth but i found a better audio, enjoy]
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