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a-xo-lotl · 7 hours
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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a-xo-lotl · 7 hours
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international people start calling our country aotearoa instead of new zealand challenge
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a-xo-lotl · 8 hours
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Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me
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a-xo-lotl · 16 hours
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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CHAT I MESSED UP TWICE AND NOW I GOT CUM ALL OVER MY FACE. THIS NIGHT CAN'T GET WORSE AAA
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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when your guardian angel quits 💧
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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english teacher added a note "go WILD" for our personal essays and mine is supposed to be about the place the media one consumes has in their life.
i am practicing the highest degrees of restraint right now
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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Something I just thought of, apropos of nothing: There need to be some guidelines for autistic (and other neurodivergent) people to refer to when 1) someone is just teasing playfully, and 2) someone is actually being mean-spirited. Because I feel like that line is really difficult to detect sometimes, especially for us autistic folks.
You have to learn how to laugh at yourself, yes. No one ever benefitted from taking themselves too seriously. But you also want to be self-assured enough to recognize when someone is actually being hurtful, and have an honest and mature discussion about it in order to establish and better navigate boundaries in the future.
I think autistic people in general (at least in my experience) can be particularly sensitive to any kind of teasing EVEN IF it’s light-hearted, simply because a lot of us were (or still are) subject to bullying. So being able to recognize "oh, this is just banter, we're just having fun" from "oh, this is actually really hurtful, and I need to stand my ground" could be really helpful.
(If anyone knows of any helpful parameters that they use for identifying these two things, please feel free to sound off)
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a-xo-lotl · 1 day
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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:
equine -> horses
bovine -> cows
murine -> mice/rats
porcupine -> porcupines
wolverine -> wolves
marine -> marmosets
saline -> salmonella
cosine -> cosmonauts
citrine -> citrus
combine -> combs
famine -> your fam
bromine -> your bros
palpatine -> your pals
alpine -> alps
christine -> christ
asinine -> asses
machine -> the speed of sound
landmine -> explosions
migraine -> migrants
trampoline -> tramps
dopamine -> dopes
medicine -> the Medici family
praline -> prey
masculine -> mascara
feminine -> femurs
latrine -> latissimus dorsi
fettuccine -> fetuses
poutine -> sadness
turbine -> turbans
engine -> england
supine -> soup
valentine -> valence electrons
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