ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
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Happy New Year! Pleased to kick it off with a new chapter 🙂
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I read a moonacre fanfic a while back that I cant remember the title of it was a one shot of Maria & Robin going into the room in the woods where they found the pearls because of a rainstorm or something & they kiss & Robin uses his dagger to slice through her corset laces? Would you happen to know which one it is & thank you for your help🫶
No problem, that would be Summer's Heat. It's multi-chaptered rather than a oneshot and that particular bit is in chapter 4 🙂
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I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
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Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it
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A ridiculously late day five submission for Moonacre Week 2023!!
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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
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quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.
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