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An agent of Santa and Chaos that you should hug and fear (19, they/she)The second coolest horny on mainHey Matt. Yea the Matt owning this site. I want you to think good and hard when you ban meFor you cannot kill me in any way that matters, the flames engulfing this site will only grow. Car hammer CEO Explosion!
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the wives 🐺🦊💜🏳️⚧️
(she/her for both)
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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Let’s just stay in bed & listen to the rain ?
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in guarani there's a standard greeting that literally translates to "are you happy" (ndevy'apa) and the natural reply is "i'm happy" (avy'a) and as americans learning the language we were so distressed like "but what if we're not happy....." and our teachers were like "that's so not the fucking point"
we kept trying to think of any other way to reply but our teachers kept trying to get it into our brains that it's an idiomatic greeting, it literally is not the time or place to traumadump, and as usamerican english speakers we are not some special exception for saying "what's up" with the reply being "not much" instead of "the ceiling"
but anyway while i was working in paraguay -- the country with the largest population of guarani speakers -- i got sent an article by some friends back home like "look! they're saying that paraguay is the happiest country in the world!"
and the methodology was "we went around and asked paraguayans if they're happy and recorded their responses" and i was like. oh. of course you did. and of course you got a 100% positive response rate.
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Pretend? Wdym pretend, I'm getting pregnant whether you like it or not
sorry I moaned when you sucked my strap, do you still wanna pretend i can put a baby in you ? x
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Sorry I moaned when you played with my strap through my boxers, can I still put you in the mating press position please ?
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Aye fair enough lmao
it's so crazy to think that someday I'll be on the other side of the "older transfem" thing. I'm gonna break so many young transsexual brains when I'm in my 40s. y'all are gonna think I get paid every time I say "you know, I'm old enough to be your mother~" to a submissive tranny with mommy issues
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IMO you can't say anything coherent about most US-based right wing conspiracy theories without understanding how seriously the diehards in these movements believe in The Devil
the obvious question, "who benefits from maintaining this elaborate lie," does not stop people like Flat Earthers because many of them are young earth creationists who believe in powerful spiritual forces whose only goals are
1. convincing people that Christianity isn't true
2. the proliferation of largely symbolic Evil, which they enjoy tricking you into supporting
"tricking" people into believing the earth is round is enough of a goal for The Devil to go to all that trouble. if people don't believe in God's perfect little flat earth then they're also free to believe in things like evolution and the big bang
practicality and material concerns are usually irrelevant. the lie is worth maintaining because The Devil has near unlimited time, resources, and human servants, and his top priority is Getting You
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TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.
via reddit.com
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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I hate how the term "triggered" has been watered down and basically turned into a meme term when it's something serious and getting triggered in my experience is not very fun.
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sometimes i think im not THAT much of a puppy and then i don’t get attention for x amount of hours and i walk around whining and begging for a crumb of attention while looking sopping wet pathetic
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
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