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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
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you POLL miette? you poll her like the Anime Boy? oh! oh! sweep for tumblr! sweep for tumblr for One Thousand Years!!!!
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 
ft John:
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inhumane conditions in which to blog tbh you guys have got to be fucking with me
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tell me
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Miss Congeniality (2000) ↳ Dir. Donald Petrie
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️
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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!
(original below)
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There is a girl on the bus rn who is just,,,,eating corn on the cob,,,, she mostly just holding it but like yeah,,,,, I love her sm
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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
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i am committed to TWO THINGS
FAGGING IT UP
THE BIT
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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
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the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said "I drowned her" complete with a motion of pushing down someone's shoulders
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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