padmé gets a handmaiden who's super good at blackmail.....dossieé

"Some day this quest shall cease; Some day, for aye, This heart shall rest in peace."

Shadows of the Empire: Evolution

This still delights the heck out of me. This was one of the first Star Wars comics I read, and is definitely partly responsible for my love of quiet/silly/domestic Star Wars moments.

The Empire Strikes Back, French lobby card. 1980

I love how often the plot of a Star Wars Rebels episode is, "We're stopping for gas and we will almost certainly nearly die trying"

popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”

Mace Windu can do whatever he likes with whatever attitude he wants actually cause he's in charge of wrangling a group of superpowered, psychic adreneline junkies who like to have heated academic debates using laser swords in their spare time. and then. AND THEN!! he has to regularly talk with politicians too??? disgusting. awful. my man is so tired.

I am more powerful than the chancellor. I can overthrow him.

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

"no attachments" in SW literally just means "don't be selfish and possessive". that's it. that's all there is. doesn't mean jedi can't have friends and loved ones. they can. just. don't be possessive and selfish about it. don't murder thousands of people in an effort to save one.

it’s stupid how good of a character luke skywalker is

Sheev Palpatine after yet ANOTHER one of his apprentices becomes obsessed with Obi-Wan.

The one and only American sport the Jedi would absolutely play to death is baseball. Patience... precision... being quick when you need to be... hitting projectiles with a big bat...

Ofc they would also introduce fucked up new rules. Three pitchers at once and they can freely choose where to pitch from. Fuck you. Now take ur bat and have fun xoxo

george lucas, remarkably unsubtley, over and over again: the fall of the republic was because of corporate interests interfering with politics and increased complacency with fascist ideas in the face of a manufactured war

everyone, for some reason: so the jedi were the REAL villains because they didn’t get married

smudge brush!! wow!!!