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a-motherfucking-beast 2 months
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Are you a cat? How many lives do you have left
DO I HONESTLY, SERIOUSLY, GENUINELY LOOK LIKE THIS TO YOU
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I'D TAKE THOSE STUPID SUNGLASSES OFF IF I WERE YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE CLEARLY FUCKING WITH YOUR SIGHT, DICKWIT
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a-motherfucking-beast 2 months
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FUNDS THESE HANDS THEN 馃憡馃憡馃挜馃挜馃挜
SON, I'M NOT A FUCKING ATM. IF YOU NEED A GODDAMN BURSARY TO GET YOUR SPORTING CAREER STARTED GO TALK TO A GODDAMN INVESTOR OR SOMETHING, I
WHY DO I HEAR SOME KIND OF GEARS CLICKING INTOP
H
EGADS
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a-motherfucking-beast 2 months
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We should wrestle the bears this summer. Good training for Cuno too
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS. BUT SOME LOUSY JACKASSES OVER IN DICKHEAD CREWS ONE AND TWO KEEP SAYING IT'S "IMPRACTICAL" AND "WHERE WOULD WE GET THE MONEY TO FLY OUR ASS TO THE SRRRVE, SRRVV, SVR, SRVC AND THEN FLY BACK TO REVACHOL, LET ALONE LIEUTENANT KITSURAGI TOO" AND "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WORDS MAKE UP THE ACRONYM WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU COULD DIRECT HARRY BY YOURSELF". AND I SAY, NOW LISTEN HERE YOU SOGGY LITTLE MEWLING KITTENS, I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW WHAT FUCKING ORDER THE LETTERS ARE IN TO KNOW DEXTER AND SINISTER ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF RIPPING OPEN THAT DOOR ONCE THE AEROSTATIC'S ALREADY OFF AND GOING, I WILL GET HARRY ON THIS TASK IN SPITE OF ALL OF YOU PANSIES MARK MY GODDAMN WORDS
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a-motherfucking-beast 2 months
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HUP HUP HUP BOY, GUESS WHO'S HAULING ASS TO THE STATION THIS FINE MORNING THEN? COME ON SON, THIS IS A SIGN -- YOU'RE GOING BACK TO YOUR GLORY DAYS AS A TRACK-AND-FIELD STAR, DAMMIT
That seat on the bus? Yours. He can't deny you your choice of seating.
You'll figure out how to take the turns while you're driving.
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a-motherfucking-beast 2 months
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Coach I'm a mere polygon, do I still have a chance to be as manly as the ballfaces? The last polygon seems at lost 馃様
@visual-calc BINO, FIND MOST AERODYNAMICALS WAY TO PUNT A CUBE IMMEDIATELY
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a-motherfucking-beast 2 months
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I FEEL THAT I SHOULD PERSONALLY CLAIM CREDIT FOR CREATING THESE HOLES
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG I AM UNLEASHED BUTHOLD BACK FOR YOUR BENEFIT YOU HEAR ME
Whenever you and Physical Instrument argue or fight I'm on your side all the way 馃憤
Betting on the winner is a good way to ensure you come out on top. Your decision to stand behind me is only rational.
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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I WILL DEFEAT YOU.
Whenever you and Physical Instrument argue or fight I'm on your side all the way 馃憤
Betting on the winner is a good way to ensure you come out on top. Your decision to stand behind me is only rational.
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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IT'S NOt right
Whenever you and Physical Instrument argue or fight I'm on your side all the way 馃憤
Betting on the winner is a good way to ensure you come out on top. Your decision to stand behind me is only rational.
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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FUCKING HELL BOSS, DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THE STRONGARM OF THIS BRAIN BEING OUT OUTPL OUTWI WITTE STR PLAY BESTED IN MATTERS OF PHYSICAL SUPERIORITY IS """""""BALANCED"""""""?!
Whenever you and Physical Instrument argue or fight I'm on your side all the way 馃憤
Betting on the winner is a good way to ensure you come out on top. Your decision to stand behind me is only rational.
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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I DON'T THINK I TRUST YOU........
GO BACK TO. UHM. RUNNING. DO SOME LAPS. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ON GLASS OR SAFETY PINS OR WHATEVER YOU'VE BEEN BOOBY TRAPPING THE FLOORS WITH THESE DAYS JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE FOR A WHILE
Maybe lobotomy can save you
@ohgodthepain I HEAR YOU ARE WELL-VERSED IN THESE MATTERS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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I SHALL DEFEAT YOU AND RESTORE BALANCE TO THIS BRAIN SOME DAY MARK MY FFFUCKING WORDS
Whenever you and Physical Instrument argue or fight I'm on your side all the way 馃憤
Betting on the winner is a good way to ensure you come out on top. Your decision to stand behind me is only rational.
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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UHM. AM I BEING SAVED BY LOBOTOMY OR ARE YOU BEING SAVED BY LOBOTOMY RIGHT NOW
Maybe lobotomy can save you
@ohgodthepain I HEAR YOU ARE WELL-VERSED IN THESE MATTERS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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Maybe lobotomy can save you
@ohgodthepain I HEAR YOU ARE WELL-VERSED IN THESE MATTERS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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coach I need advice, how to ask my compatriot in every manly way to hangout on that special day? For no particular reason or ulterior motives rather than raw camaderie
TRY ASKING HIM "GREETINGS MY MANLY COMPATRIOT IN EVERY MANLY WAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT ON THAT SPECIAL DAY (FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON OR ULTERIOR MOTIVES OTHER THAN RAW CAMARADERIE)". IF HE SAYS NO THEN YOU MUST ENGAGE IN TRIAL BY DRAGGING HIM ALONG ANYWAY BY THE BACK OF THE SHIRT COLLAR. IF YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO DRAG HIM YOU ARE FUCKED, OKAY? YOU'RE JUST FUCKED. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENDEAVOURS BALLFACE, IF YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE REGIMEN I HAVE BEEN MAILING TO YOUR LETTERBOX YOU SHOULD BE JUST FINE
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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Try lift Authority. Show off those muscles who the real one
KEEP YOUR FUCKING VOICE DOWN BALLFACE HE PERKS UP WHEN HE HEARS HIS NAME LIKE A DEAF DOG THAT CAN ONLY HEAR ONE FREQUENCY
ANYWAYS SON COACH COULD LIFT AUTHORITY WITH ONE PINKIE. ONLY ISSUE IS
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WELL,
THERE'S NO ISSUE, ACTUALLY. I'D LIFT HIM WITH A PINKIE. BUT I WON'T BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. TO DEMONSTRATE MY STRENGTH. OR TO GET EVEN WITH HIM. ALSO, I AM THE REAL ONE BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME AND I'M REAL. THAT'S THAT ON THAT
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a-motherfucking-beast 3 months
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WHO ARE YOU
Ever thought trying out breathing exercises?
I'M ALWAYS BREATHING AND I'M ALWAYS EXERCISING SO I'VE BASICALLY GOT THAT DOWN-PAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED
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