(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)
It’s damn near cannon that Hawks has a huge breeding kink, especially in his ruts. Imagine him dating a single milf who already has a toddler but he can’t help himself and wanna fill her up. Add more chicks to the nest, y’know? She had a kid? His bird brain is saying “She’s fertile, give her more”
Summary: After meeting a pretty mom in a coffee shop, Keigo’s determined to learn more about her
Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring
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