English added by me :)

It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head

This makes so much sense, actually

happy pride! this dragon is gay <3

The Boston Weekly Globe, Massachusetts, May 29, 1889

against all odds, we all survived, together.

TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

I want to live like this image

what the fuck

For about 6 years now I've had a running gag with one of my cousins where, once every like 6 months or so, I'll find a way to insert a certain mental image into the conversation. The mental image is "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I do this as naturally as possible. I'll construct an entire scripted conversation path with the express intention of leading into an opportunity for me to say "a pile of toilets in an elevator, which closes and then goes up." I have talked other people who aren't me into integrating the phrase into their conversations with him just once. He fucking hates it. He has threatened to kill me about it. I let so much time pass between instances that he never sees it coming. Because he knows that the only way to see it coming is to integrate into his brain the expectation that at any point, any conversation may suddenly turn out to be a toilet-elevator trap. And that's a fucking insane way to live.

SOME BG3 CHARACTER ART THINGS that I struggled to capture/notice early on that I now pass along:

1. Gale's nose is bigger than you think it is, but it's not pointy or sharp. He has a light complexion, but not a pale one. His eyes are big, but are both down turned and very hooded.

2. Wyll is scarred, not wrinkled. He is 24. His eyes are bigger than you think, and fold a bit at the inner corner. His cupids bow is Perfect and defined.

3. Astarion doesn't actually have much of a cupids bow at all, but the philtrum is very defined. His eyes come to very feline points on the inside. His shoulders are broader than you think.

4. Karlach ALSO has a picture-perfect cupids bow, and a very soft brow ridge (the slope where her nose and brow bone continue to her forehead is shallow)

5. Shadowheart looks exactly like you remember her to look like. Do not second guess yourself.

6. Lae'zel has a VERY pouty mouth. And big wet puppy eyes. Do not let her fool you. She has the facial ratios of Betty Boop.

7. Halsin, while of course very rugged, still has the "elf" ratios to his face. He has dainty and sharp cheekbones, and the same "feline" point in the corners of his eyes, same as Astarion

8. So does Minthara. Both Minthara and Halsin have very thin lips.

HI IM ME AND I MADE A PNG OF GALE DEKARIOS BG3S ORB TATTOO BECAUSE THERE WASNT ONE