good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

when cats put their ears back they become cursors

which is definitely not an omen

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

The funniest sword fight scene in the history of cinema. 

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

shut up this is the only video I care about

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

louder boys louder

it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

There’s a Better One in the Shed by Life of a Craphead

“We created two purple things with the restriction that when the bumpy one is shown the smooth one is kept in a shed nearby.”

can we see Bart boop the rest of yj just rapid fire baps?

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