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Jasmine and Danny would the worst parents ngl but I kind of love it. Like obviously you've got Danny "my father raised me to kill, was my first kill and I see nothing wrong with this" Johnson but then pair him up with Jasmine "extremely paranoid of the entity but also somehow fine with having a serial killer bf" Leavitt.
On one hand you've got the fiercily protective Jasmine who's terrified of her kid being taken by the Entity to be a killer/survivor. And on the other hand you've got Danny secretly teaching their kid how to kill.
I think the best kicker is that Jasmine wouldn't care that much. She isn't stupid but she's too tapped out when it comes to morals and ethics that so long as it doesn't lead to serial killing (a little murder here and there won't matter) she's fine because ultimately you can't stop the Entity.
But on the brightside they are the most attentive parents who raise the smartest and most capable kids ever. Like their kid will feel loved (mostly because Jasmine will kill Danny if he mistreats them) and will be top of their class considering how smart and clever their parents are. Just comes with a side of sociopathy and paranoia ┐( ˘_˘)┌
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shoutout to selfshippers who depend on their f/o. who can't ship them with others because it hurts to imagine them having another partner.
shoutout to the selfshippers who are touch starved or lonely, who can't bring themself to love anyone like they love their f/o. who rarely ever (or never) crush on others because their love for their f/o is too strong.
shoutout to those who print out pictures of their f/o, have them as their wallpaper, imagine them next to you, draw and write about them. who treat them like an irl partner.
shoutout to selfshippers who don't just like their f/o because they're "your type," or they're attractive. shoutout to the selfshippers who have a deeper connection with them than that.
shoutout to the selfshippers with many f/os, and the ones who only have one or two.
shoutout to the selfshippers who kin characters from their f/o's source material, even if it creates some weird rarepairs. (i've been there.)
shoutout to the selfshippers who hate what happened to their f/o in their source material, and to those who love every direction it went.
shoutout to selfshippers with quote unquote "weird," f/os, or nonhuman ones. shoutout to selfshippers who are open about that fact, or who are nervous to tell others about it, even other selfshippers.
shoutout to ALL selfshippers.
you're great.
and remember, no matter who you are, if you fit all these boxes or not, your f/o(s) love you very much!
(PRO//SHIPPERS DNI, THIS ISN'T FOR YOU)
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I HAVE to post this here too...y'all selfshippers are so strong and real, tysm....
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what do you mean he's fictional, we sleep in the same bed every night
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