remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

Okay here’s one for what character are YOU (instead of who’s ur bestie)

Calling your mutual or blogger by their literal name listed in their bio theyve asked people to call them is the scariest thing in the world like what if while i was writing my tag it deviously transformed into a slur while my eyes gracefully shut & now instead of saying Hi steven I called him all the slurs for gay people. Then they come for me. And he sees it. OK

i think that people should start using “in poor taste” as a descriptor again given it is often the most applicable and clearest phrase when discoursing about media and analysis; sometimes a piece of art isn’t actually THE most problematic thing of all time is is. ​just in poor taste (not JUST in poor taste as a reductive take on potential harm but/and as in regardless of intent the impact is this was an offensive or stupid take/choice)

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

this makes me so embarassed for him i want to hide in a dark hole

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another