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What about a merperson that can switch which half is the fish half? Not a very useful power, but a great one
What’s better? Merperson that can turn into a human or a human that can turn into a merperson?
Or are those tropes dead and people should just stick to one or the other already?
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The internet is a strange place, honestly
I was just looking up pictures of mermen because I’m 20 and I wanna be a merman now just as much as I did when I was 8 and one of the drawings on google images had a full on human butt poking out. I’m trying really hard not to laugh because the artist clearly put in a lot of work and like it’s not badly done but it’s. Got a human butt.
I’m confused, I’m amused, I’m delighted, I’m disgusted. I’m… like I guess I’m okay but I’m also wondering why. Just why.
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Ok no but the best/worst part is that if you click the link and then scroll down you can see that this is not the first time the artist has drawn mermen with human butts. And it probably won't be the last
I was just looking up pictures of mermen because I’m 20 and I wanna be a merman now just as much as I did when I was 8 and one of the drawings on google images had a full on human butt poking out. I’m trying really hard not to laugh because the artist clearly put in a lot of work and like it’s not badly done but it’s. Got a human butt.
I’m confused, I’m amused, I’m delighted, I’m disgusted. I’m… like I guess I’m okay but I’m also wondering why. Just why.
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Somehow this post is encouraging me and calling me out at the same time and I'm not sure what to do
they’re gonna pass their finals
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Any time! Life is better with oreos :)
Now, like a true sophisticated adult, I shall take my dinner…a peanut butter and strawberry crofters sandwich and a glass of mello yello.
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If it makes you feel better, my sister is a real live adult who is going to be an aerospace engineer and her diet consists of mainly oreos and dino nuggets so i think you’re doing ok
Now, like a true sophisticated adult, I shall take my dinner…a peanut butter and strawberry crofters sandwich and a glass of mello yello.
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Tumblr: This post contains filtered tags #dentist, #dentistry :) :) :)
Me: Boy am I ever glad that I can block tags so that I don't have to be reminded of all my scary experiences with dentists.
Also me: A secret??? A secret post??? Must unlock the secrets of blocked post.... tumblr hides it from me... Angry... Must... Click... Post
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I'm getting ready for a school musical and Sincerely Me from Dear Evan Hansen just came on... Apperently tenor boys must prove their worth by belting this song... You aren't a Real Man if you don't sing Sincerely Me as loud as humanly possible I guess
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But let’s be real here, the most “motherly” character is Thomas. He’s most of the time he’s doing his best to rein the sides in and make them be nice to each other while Logan (as much as I love him) is acting like a total child
Why does everyone call Logan a mom anyways? Like I’m aware I don’t know much about moms but I don’t get why. Can somebody explain?
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More like can't afford a weighted blanket so I'm sleeping under four fluffy blankets and a quilt and just getting really hot and dealing with it
cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet
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Sad but true...
I’m reading a graphic textbook for my gay & lesbian lit class and there’s a bad pun on literally the third page.
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Hey so awkward story I was too young to be on tumblr in 2012, but I was not too young to be on Pinterest, so I recognize sooo many of these because of the sheer volume of tumblr screenshots that get posted to Pinterest. The problem is that none of these posts are dated and pictures on Pinterest stick around FOREVER so I had no idea these all happened in 2012. Literally no idea. Wow.
i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:
francieum
quirkybrittany
justgirlythings
“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
“you must be fun at parties”
cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
mitt romney
hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
supernatural has a gif for everything
“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
benedict cumberbatch everywhere
that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
gangnam style everywhere
people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
the dancing chandler gif from friends
“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
the reblog button being at the top of posts
cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
“ah, the scalene triangle”
XD vs :D discourse
the most reblogged picture on tumblr
doge
men of tumblr
the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
touch my butt and buy me pizza
spread this like wildfire
tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
tumblr island
tumblr nation
these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
tumblr prom
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Hi I am in love with all of these
Sanders Sides Magazines!
Keep reading
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I just need help in general, my friend.
Reblog if you’re not a straight male but desperately need life help from the Queer Eye cast
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“Logan’s got big Bob The Tomato energy” is a sentence I agree with but never expected to read with my own two eyes
Why does the dance of the cucumber from Veggie Tales have such Prinxiety energy
Oh…oh my god it totally does. Some highlights:
Roman singing in Spanish, Virgil translating: “Watch the Prince! All the other sides envy their friend, wishing to dance as he.”
Roman speaking in Spanish, Virgil translating and getting more and more irritated: “Look at the emo nightmare. Isn’t it sad? He can’t dance. Poor emo nightmare.”
Virgil, about to throw hands at Roman as he translates: “Listen to the emo. Isn’t it sad? He can’t sing. Poor emo nightmare. He WISHES he could sing, strong and sweet like the prince…but he can’t. Can’t even whistle.”
Virgil breaking translation and chasing Roman around the studio: “All right, that’s it, Señor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!”
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Hhhhnnnnnggggggg yes
Victor from The Hunchback of Notre Dam was the original Disaster Gay™ and no one can convince me otherwise
He was a mess and he was very stressed but he was still trying his best because he loved his friends
And he was gay because I said so it’s my headcanon let me live my life
I mean look at him
He’s wonderful
Look at him being a distracted little disaster I love him and I love this movie ok?
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