I have hit rock bottom thx

College is telling your tinder matches on snap chat that your going to bed so you can cry

I got uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh laryngitis

Push! Me! To! The! Edge!

Bitch I am having an existential crisis in the courtyard

My dentist: do you floss? Me: well sometimes I'll floss everyday for a week when I'm feeling really good and taking care of myself but sometimes I won't floss for a whole month when I fall into my depressive episodes so really it depends My dentist: ok

Being 13 is hard

Sea Slugs by Keita Kosoba                        

Boutta go drink some soup

Hey what’s up corn fuckers it’s Mark Wahlburg comin at ya with another product. My new products name is “Mark Milk” and its made with a special, organic blend of my Sweat, Garbonzo beans, and Cum.

Me when I'm not shitposting on tumblr

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, literally zero thoughts have crossed my mind since my last post thx

Relevant

No mom I haven’t been crying because I’ve been thinking about all the rights and innocent lives lost because of the bigotry and hatred in America y do u ask