the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

craigslist apartments have some of the most insane photography imaginable.

this looks like it came from a dream

When it’s Fat Bear Friday but you still havin an existential crisis

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

fuck it wii ball

this story is already very funny but the added articles on the side are killing me

Elementary is the best Sherlock Holmes series because their Sherlock and Watson actually like each other thank you for coming to my talk

pupy

I think my favorite adventure time trivia I learnt is how weird the storyboards are

Dni if you: have never shoveled snow. Are afraid of horses. Dont know how to drive. Don’t like children or teens (double if youve made it a personality trait). Have ever identified as a theatre kid. Don’t like or are afraid of chickens. Have never held a baby. Enjoy arguing. Are a bad driver or other people tell you you are a bad driver. Don’t like the outdoors. Have only lived within walking distance from a supermarket. Don’t know how to cook. Don’t like cats. Have never worked retail/customer service/front of house. Have never been on a road trip. Have never been gifted a book. And lastly, if youre an only child ❤️