The guards at gay conversion camp when the homos start playing bops

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

Ambush Royale

Wow, not a single Nintendo character in sight! Until Jonesy is confirmed as Smash DLC, that is.

‪*distance murmuring*‬

A dragon told me that I couldn’t tell anyone “our secret.” This dream was over 10 years ago.

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

(via)

poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off

welcome to the spinning frog post

i bought bo4 & classified last night and.... i’m in love.... i think the next map i’m gonna get is alpha omega since i’ve played that a few times and i ABSOLUTELY LOVE the dialogue in literally EVERY MAP IVE PLAYED SO FAR LIKE ITS JUST SO GOOD??? haven’t really played anyone else besides ultimus dempsey & richtofen but their quotes solo & together are just AMAZING i need a moment

Richtofen: I got a package from Maxis

Schuster: What is it?

Richtofen: It’s heavy... must be his disappointment

played some bo4 zombies last night on my brother’s ps4 since i don’t have it on my PC yet (i bought bo2 and bo3 this week i’m not made of money so i cant get bo4 rn) and holy FUCK they made ultimus richtofen SO HORNY

Richtofen, drinking vodka through a sippy cup: So anyways I want to die

Nikolai, sliding a $10 to a bartender: I'll have the usual.

Bartender: *gives him a hug*