He’s an alpha male, in the sense of being an internal playtest build not intended for public distribution.

a cat will see a tiddy, go "is anyone gonna step on that?" (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple... who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they're playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don't know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.

“We wouldn’t have to deal with the Delta variant if it weren’t for a bunch of uneducated people refusing to get their vaccine”

No, we would still have had to deal with the Delta variant, because neither Trump nor Biden showed any interest in distributing US vaccine stockpiles internationally during the early months when it could have had the greatest impact in dampening Delta’s spread throughout India. Public health experts explicitly warned policymakers at the time that this vaccine nationalism would enable the global spread of variants. But this explanation doesn’t let anyone in America feel superior to anyone else, so it won’t catch on

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Oh you think a billionaire just went up to space entirely using his own money? He used yours. He'll keep using yours. The very rich know that the best way to save money is to always spend someone else's.

Was today's launch directly funded by taxpayer subsidies? No. But would Blue Origin exist today to launch Bezos into space if it hadn't been for a steady, years-long influx of the hard-earned money of other Americans? No, it would not.

This is what privatization of the space industry looks like. They still spend our money on it, AND they get to enjoy all the fringe celebrity benefits.

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this is hilarious. salmo the true destroyer of cyrodiil, bread-antagonist of oblivion

This is my favorite onion article title bar NONE

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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