I’m testing something ignore this
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nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
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omg i cant believe this is actually true
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gimme sammich
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Clickbait industry found dead in Shropshropshire
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me as a crab, lobster or scorpion: *snip*!!!
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@benaddictioncucumberboats I can’t believe you
no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao
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@benaddictioncucumberboats
no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao
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Macbeth @his apparitions like
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Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??
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KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR
Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!
January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL
1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB
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wtf is "entry level anime"?
stuff like spongebob and rugrats
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op is a pharaoh but sarc off i guess
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