having a tumblr blog is for those of us who could never manage to keep a diary for more than two weeks when we were twelve

I will have a cup of tea ANY time of the night. Like fully caffeinated, milk and all, Irish breakfast. I used to wake up sick in the middle of the night when I was younger and my mum would make me some- nothing better for it.

so I don’t know if I’ve built up a resistance to it or if I am not affected by it, but I will have caffeinated tea as my sleepy drink.

Saw a post on twitter that if you are unaffected or sleepy by coffee/caffeine you might have ADHD. I don't like coffee so I have no experience but chai does keep me up. What are your experience?

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

happy pride

so they’re both shit at comforting each other, no wonder they broke up lmao

t-shirt that says "object permanence is for schmucks!" on the front

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog