how did chat manage to piss of one of the least angry people on the planet. congrats chat thats the worst anyones done it /silly

currently rewatching the rttopia vods and collecting chatical john screenshots 🫶

havent drawn the man himself in a while, happy belated birthday (even if this has nothing to do with birthdays)

currently rewatching the rttopia vods and collecting chatical john screenshots 🫶

Imagine you work at a casino, it’s not a typical one, you can only play poker and the rules have become so mangled it’s basically an entirely new game but people visit regardless. One day, while you’re still working your shift, a man comes in wearing a suit, it’s purple on the outside and decorated with images of galaxies on the inside, one his left a small sheep with black wool dyed to look like it has sprinkles and on his right is a person who declares themself Anonymous Jolteon (you don’t know what a Jolteon is, it must be some sort of forgotten deity based on how they're dressed) the crowd of what must’ve been over one thousand people declare them a prophet.

You start playing and… he knows everything. The prophet whispers in his ear and everything happens just as they say. The crowd calls it dark magic as a joke but you're inclined to believe it. Eventually the prophet stops whispering to him after another pack of tarot cards are bought (I told you this casino was odd) and goes to stand in the crowd. You breathe a sigh of relief, the less that prophet speaks the better, oh how you would be punished for your foolishness. The game continues and He. Keeps. Flushing. Every single hand he plays is a flush of spades and the chips keep rising. 100,000 is cleared with ease. 200,000 is where it would've been over but he demands to keep going. 300,000. You keep trying to set him challenges that should've at least posed some difficulty but he clears them with no issue. 400,000. 600,000. e16. You stare in horror at the man as he surpasses e29 and he barely celebrates it. The prophet speaks again to give one small piece of advice and goes silent again. The man reaches e38 and still demands to go further. He starts chanting, something about turning left cards into right cards, but you aren't listening, you're staring, at the crowd, at the man, at the prophet. You begin to wonder if you've been trapped in some sort of purgatory, being punished for whatever crimes you may have committed in life. The prophet tells him to turn paper into glass, just to see how high they could reach. Again, he starts converting left cards into right cards. Converting left cards into right cards. Converting left cards into right cards. Converting left cards into right cards. Converting left cards into right cards until his entire deck is glass. A tarot card gives him a polychrome card and the prophet exclaims that not even they could do that and that the man has received all the help from them they could give. The crowd jokes that the gods would tremble before him. You would believe it. e49. He didn't even play the polychrome yet. If a glass breaks he simply makes a new one without a care in the world. He plays a full polychrome glass deck and... e58. More than the amount of atoms on earth. He gets offered a card and the prophet speaks up one last time to announce that, should he take it, the man has a definite chance of losing at some point. That was the greatest new you ever heard in your life. The man takes it and the next hand is e73. Then e74. Then e87 and the crowd cheers, that is more than the atoms in the observable universe.

He keeps going.

e88. e89. The man understands that the end is in sight and you feel like you can see a light at the end if the tunnel. e95. You're so close. You set it to e98 and the man smiles knowingly at you and just for a second he feels a little more human. He accepts that his next hand is his last and plays his cards. e96. You're free. You laugh. In spite of everything you laugh. With tears in your eyes you laugh! The crowd, the prophet, the man and the sheep all leave.

You vow to never return.

Magical

Jonathan

my favourite affront to god

Just one of my fav tweets from the Narrator himself

@yinyangle

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

These are dumb lol

The only valid typing quirk headcannon is that Emmett uses passive aggressive emoticons :)

Also I feel like most Pokemon trainers would frown upon FEAR strat pokemon.

Question 24 for the ask. Magical John of course but also Twitch Chat (rtgame miitopia)

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

aa im sorry but idk,,, ive been into rttopia for so long that i hardly think about any other characters and the non-rttopia characters i do think about arent anything like either of them apolocheese 💔

magical john rttopia + 25 for the character ask game? :3

Ah magical John :) first impression was definitely stranger danger and my first instinct was to flee but by the first hour I was converted. Yes he can be a bit... unusual but aren't we all?

Question 24 for the ask. Magical John of course but also Twitch Chat (rtgame miitopia)

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

aa im sorry but idk,,, ive been into rttopia for so long that i hardly think about any other characters and the non-rttopia characters i do think about arent anything like either of them apolocheese 💔

magical john rttopia + 25 for the character ask game? :3

Ah magical John :) first impression was definitely stranger danger and my first instinct was to flee but by the first hour I was converted. Yes he can be a bit... unusual but aren't we all?

magical john 4 9 and 14

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

honestly, out of anything? one of those web shows that were really popular between 2017-2019 and only had about 3-5 episodes release per year and they werent perfect (whether that be in writing or production cost or what) but they were rlly charming. does this make sense. i dont think he would fare well in mainstream media

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

i dont care if i could or not i still would. i would put up with the weird shit he says and the crying himself to sleep every night bc he has no friends (< mentioned in a vod once iirc. need 2 watch the vods again) because i am built different ❤️

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

hmmmmm. probably something like cottagecore? i dont think thats exactly what im thinking of but its as close as i can get asjckdkskc

magical john 4 9 and 14

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

honestly, out of anything? one of those web shows that were really popular between 2017-2019 and only had about 3-5 episodes release per year and they werent perfect (whether that be in writing or production cost or what) but they were rlly charming. does this make sense. i dont think he would fare well in mainstream media

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

i dont care if i could or not i still would. i would put up with the weird shit he says and the crying himself to sleep every night bc he has no friends (< mentioned in a vod once iirc. need 2 watch the vods again) because i am built different ❤️

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

hmmmmm. probably something like cottagecore? i dont think thats exactly what im thinking of but its as close as i can get asjckdkskc

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

does anyone understand my curse

can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now