blackmormon:
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
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I’m just super fucking bitter that once the flint water crisis got it’s 15 minutes of fame people stopped giving a shit. The water is still poisoned, people! Donations have plummeted and people have been forced back into drinking and bathing with the water! The medical effects of this are astounding, cases of legionnaires disease have skyrocketed, people are having seizures, people are having weird rashes break out over their body, people (including me!) are having their blood poisoned, and it’s not just lead! it’s coliform bacteria! it’s THMs! it’s all in the water and it gets into the bloodstream and breaks down blood vessels, causing bruising and petechiae and internal bleeding and no one gives a shit anymore and it’s only gotten worse like how many people are going to have to die until people realize this is still a problem
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Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.
QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?
QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?
QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?
- I have clinical depression.
- I’m ready to be productive!
QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?
- I try to do things to the best of ability.
- I am willing to bleed for you.
QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?
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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.
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you’ve heard of mom friends now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. they suggest every single impulsive thought that runs thru their head like “hey what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night” to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop
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i may not “”””understand””” “””””lighting””””” but that Will NOT stop me from bullshitting my way through a picture!!!!
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