i dont know what youre talking about i would never attack my friend paper towela
Image 1 Description: Red and white tabby wrestling with a roll of paper towels
Image 2 Description: Same cat laying down with his head up and his paws politely in front of him
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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little
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old people when their phone is ringing loud as fuck in public
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frank you can’t be saying the s word
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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop
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Today's Seal Is: Willing To Discuss
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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
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