奥山かずさ

Welcome to the coast! SD is the Bomb! You'll love it here!

I officially live in California now! San Diego! Drove for four days from NH to move. Who else lives here? LETS BE FRIENDS. I’d love to collaborate with other cosplayers, artists, businesses, cons, etc. :D #sandiego #california #vista #westcoast #cosplay #comiccon #comiccons #art #artists #cosplayers #fx #NicoleMarieJean #palmtrees #sun #cali #calilife #conventions #crafts #crafting #comics #dc #marvel #gaming

Art meets reality!

It has a straw in it, with a little umbrella. It's probably filled with rum and other delightishfull fluids...which explains the do-I-kinda-look-like-a-child-molester-?-if-so-I-profusely-apologize-but-I'm-getting-truly-hammered-outta-my-dome-here expression on his face. LOVE THIS!

Operators gonna operate. Haters gonna hate. Life. Goes. On.

In response to all the butt-hurt messages that I get; fuck off. But really, relax. The things I post are funny to myself and the majority of the people following. I try to make sure and make fun of all branches of the service and people in general. Sometimes I even try to add a lil motivation and...

Jury is still out...I still give zero fucks.

Soooooo fucking WANT!

Are you saying you're a spaz?!?

If you're in an abusive relationship and you know it, you must DECIDE to get out. Otherwise you have chosen to continue being abused. You are only stuck when you stop trying to get out. There is always a way. Don't give up on yourself. You are worth it! Hoping for the best for you!

Tune! Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down 

One of the most quotable military leaders since Patton!

Wow. That's WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY more info than I needed about his dick. In future I would suggest the installation of some handrails in the shower. Yeah it makes it look like you're a cripple, but it prevents you from becoming one. If anyone asks why those are there...tell them!

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

Keep your BOOGER-HOOKER off the BANG SWITCH!

-_- If you’ve followed me for any length of time you know why I hate this photo.

THE. MAN.

Looks like the fucktard-in-queef found a need for the military after all... Damn, I cannot find a way to respect anything about that guy!

It’s raining guys, better send in the Marines!!

Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.

Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.

He became known as “The White Death.”

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html#ixzz2UoByV2rS

This man is fucking REAL!

WOW!