@10millionotters thought up a tlou au for mw2 and had the NERVE, THE GUMPTURE to kill simon so :/ here's a zombie ghost

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

I vanish for weeks, I come back, I present a new hobby. My first ever face ups!

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

my kitten brought me sponge from the sink to play catch with 🤦 girl................

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

I thought I lost my student ID which is also a very very expensive train and bus ticket but I found it but I’m still shaken

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

Much can be said about the babygirlification of middle age internet men but im kinda obsessed with how this pic of Jerma985 is giving 'idol anime/gacha waifu christmas promotional card'

run run run!!!

got held up on the way to work today because there was a big snake trying to sun herself on the highway right on the way out of town & the lady in the grey subaru in front of me put her warning lights on & got out to try & shoo her into the grassy sunny verge on the other roadside. & it was afternoon and busy but the logging trucks stopped & waited & the family cars stopped & waited & the long haul truckers stopped & waited for that snake to cross the road. nobody so much as honked. & when the snake was safe the road was backed up in both directions but a fellow in a pickup truck waved at me to go ahead (i was waiting to turn right onto the highway) even though he could have made me wait until the whole long line of cars passed. what i am trying to say is: there is still love in this world. what i am trying to say is: happy pride to me & to that big old bull snake who will live to see another sunrise & to every person on that highway who decided that saving her was worth five minutes of delay

Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph