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“It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it's mine”
House of Leaves stimboard ¹
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Girl on date: “So your name is Falco Martinez? That’s kind of a hot name”
Falco, trying to gauge if telling her his middle name is “Mewtwo” would help or hurt his chances here: “Hahaha, so do you like video games?”
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DEFEAT THE AMERICANS COME ON WE CAN DO IT!! (posting this when they're sleeping hehehe)
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people keep following me on here but they don't mean it
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insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?
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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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we’ve circled back around to men cannot experience love pack it up folks it’s over
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crazy that Walt Disney just wanted to draw a rat and monopolise media corporations but now they spawned some neo pagan consumerist religion where they have to train staff specifically to detect and remove human ashes that are covertly spread in their parks
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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme
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