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He/Him. A walking corpse.
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one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game
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CHAINSAW MAN CINEMA
(The Shinning, Kill Bill, Orange Clockwork and Jurassic Park)
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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
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archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.
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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest
#probably Whiplash#but one time when I was a kid I watched Open Season 2 like 20 times in a weekend and I'm not sure of anything has ever surpassed that#I hadn't even seen the first one#there just wasn't anything on and we had it on the DVR
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