PLEASE do more objectum Mirage art I’m so hungry for good objectum content…… please for the love of god

type of girl to get desperately horny while dismantling a cd player

IT IS DONE. It's been a while since I've written anything Ultrakill—and boy, did I write. 17k words worth of hot angel on sad old man action and/or wacky Hell politics. Give it a read, if you're completely insane!

yeahhh im not putting this on main

↑ 100% REAL TESTIMONIALS FROM OUR SATISFIED READERS ! Wait you impaled him with a bunch of nails. Oh god thats not what you were supposed to do at all.

NOOO I WAS TRYING TO BEAT MINOS BEFORE THE FIC DROPPED BUT ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FOOD ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I'M BAD

Great news! This fic contains information about one of his Secret Weaknesses! Read "Kingdom Come" to find out how to P-rank Minos Prime TODAY!

(Wistful, whispered like a distant memory) I do think he has that gorilla grip.

NOOO I WAS TRYING TO BEAT MINOS BEFORE THE FIC DROPPED BUT ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FOOD ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I'M BAD

Great news! This fic contains information about one of his Secret Weaknesses! Read "Kingdom Come" to find out how to P-rank Minos Prime TODAY!

IT IS DONE. It's been a while since I've written anything Ultrakill—and boy, did I write. 17k words worth of hot angel on sad old man action and/or wacky Hell politics. Give it a read, if you're completely insane!

Thoughts on Gabriel ultrakill upskirt? 🎤

Sure! My thoughts are as follows:

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRARARRAARAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHRAHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHH

And that's about it! Thank you for the ask.

JUST KIDDING! Yes I DO spend a lot of time thinking about Gabriel stepping on my dick and calling me a sinner whilst I stare up his skirt and ogle his stupid pussy so hard that I'm about to tear an entirely new hole in him with my eyes alone, how did you know??????????

Look. It's just stupidly hot, regardless of whatever situation he has going on down there. Even though I'm generally a Gabriel bodysuit truther, I've been growing more and more fond of the idea of it just being his skin... Which means. I mean that thing is just out there. In the air. Good for him!

I like skirts in general. There's this equal elegance and vulnerability to them; I think this combination complements Gabriel perfectly. Just these fleeting glimpses of his body beneath the flowing fabric—glances at something soft and so unlike his all-encompassing armor. (I mean excluding his stupid slutty waist. That's also just out there.) AND, of course: it means easy access. He would definitely like that being taken advantage of. Or he'd taunt you with it. Like holding it up and making damn sure you see what's underneath. Also there is literally nothing in the world hotter than a dick bulging out from under a skirt, like especially when it's too short to actually hide it OKAY I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW. BYE.

(Obligatory link to this. Because it's relevant.)

GUESS WHO'S BEEN WRITING WORDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Imagine Gabriel all oiled up and then slipping and falling like a dumbass and then standing and barely getting his bearings and then doing a cartoonish hand-waving slip falling over and then you get an up skirt and for some reason he's rock hard even though all the other angels are laughing. Or maybe because idk

YOur mind is so so beautiful.

I have a confession to make: I want to do unspeakable things to that angel

Buddy you're at the wrong confessional. This is literally the church of "Wanting to Do Unspeakable Things to That Angel". I'm the high priest and I'm high-fiving you. Through the window thing in the confessional booth. The glory hole. Whatever

Tool assisted speedrun sex with my source engine physics wife

hey um. just a very normal thought here that is doing normal things to my brain. do u think you could use a charged-up railcannon as a very high risk vibrator

if there isnt a Gabriel Ultrakill upskirt moment in Act 3 what even is the fucking point

thats just how they communicate

I understand the instinct to draw Gabriel's helmet with those pointy horns, or laurels, or whatever. I do. However:

You are all depriving this pious man of his God-given right to a tonsure. I hope you're happy with yourselves. Heretics.

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