i love how whenever mcr got asked an embarrassing question during interviews they would just absolutely demolish whoever wasnât there at the time. do you guys watch porn? oh ray LOVES porn. gerard smells really bad and clipped his balls and bled everywhere. the way brothers have a horrible armpit problem and their stench gets everywhere. if you couldnât make it to an interview you had to fear for your life
Say whatever you want about Frank iero but he is THEE most wattpad self insert type person of all time. He IS that bitch. He found his favorite band and doubled down. He watched and waited and threw his little body around like a bird during mating seasons best attempt at impersonating a one man demolition derby and it worked!! His favorite band asked him to join! He romanced* the front man*! The members are his best friends! They got back together on his birthday! He controls the narrative, this is Frankâs world we are just living in it. NO ONE is doing it like this grubby little new jersian
this AI is just fucking ripping frank apart rn like my god, R-I-FUCKIN-P my guy iâd be mortified if you typed me and my bestie in there and a robot spit this out:
I saw a post the other day where OP was like âwhy donât girls ever get their periods in fictionâ and someone had replied to it âwell, no one farts or goes to the bathroom or whatever in fiction either, we just donât bring those things up unless theyâre what the story is aboutâ
And while I totally get what they were trying to say (obviously we can assume a character goes to the bathroom without having to be told), I also think the attitude of âthose things shouldnât exist in fiction unless itâs a Big Dealâ is something that should be challenged
People go to the bathroom. People fart. People have periods. Those things affect their lives in all sorts of ways every dayâwhy should they not also affect fictional characters? Itâs not hard to find ways to weave those things into the plot without doing anything other than making your characters feel more grounded and relatable and human.
Youâre writing a story about a girl whose the object of some vampireâs affection/bloodlust?How does the fact that she starts bleeding once a month affect their relationship? Your character is taking his boyfriend out for ice cream? Have him remind them to take their lactaid pills. Need some characters to have a conversation without a person whoâs staying with them? Have that person go to the bathroom
It can be really helpful to the flow of your story to remember that your characters need to eat and drink and pee at regular intervals. Characters on a long drive have to stop on occasion: have those stops be fun!!! Let them move the story forward!!!!!
And remember that people are gross and awkward sometimes. Let them burp in the middle of what would have been a romantic moment! Making these things taboo in fiction only increases peopleâs discomfort and shame about their own bodily functions
âSo weâve been coming to Glasgow for a long time, and I remember playing King Tutâs. And I think the first night we played King Tutâs, after the show this kid came up, he was blonde, he was slight, you know, he was young, and he gave me a fucking wooden stake to sign. And I was like, yo, this town is full of crazy motherfuckers, so i signed it, of course. This is a song on Black Parade about other young crazy motherfuckers like him.â
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