*grabs every volo fan by their jugular and spins them around like a fidget spinner* he

pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

Goddammit, Drayton.

volo and his little baby egg son!!!!!!!!

i apologize for putting Ingo into the hands of this creechur, but i greatly enjoy giving Giratina "pet with something it shouldnt have in its mouth" energy

bonus:

4 new poketobers! i slowed down with them, but i'm still going!

this is my take on the whole. Volo and Togepi thing btw

(OK but genuinely I find it fascinating how he plays it off in Pokemas! I think he's unwilling to get too close to other people & Pokemon because of his past. but I like to imagine that he's in denial and this is what he's thinking inside haha.)

done for @pokemagma art session! check the rest of the pieces out!

bonus:

who is this guyyyy (this is a redraw)

favorite characters outfit swap

volo pokemon you will always be famous

piece for the 1 year anniversary of legends arceus that i forgot to post here lol. cant believe its 1 AV (after volo) text is from tumblr user existentialterror

I think I’m screenshot this at the right time

Edit : why this blowing up ???

i am still really abnormal and irregular about this game btw. if you even care

decided to draw more headcanony things too :-D first drawing is based on reincarnation apple by pinocchiop because i had it on repeat for over a week LOLOL

melli is such a hater

guy who has done some terrible things