#unhygienic cw
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F/O: Can't find my toothbrush. Using yours.
S/I: No?
F/O: I'll rinse it properly after.
S/I: NO!
F/O: You kiss me.
S/I: I don't tenderly work the plaque out of your teeth with my tongue?
F/O: Yeah...Why don't you?
S/I, showing F/O a picture of cleaner shrimp: Is this me? Is this what I look like?
#f/o#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#selfship quotes#fictional other#f/o x s/i#unhygienic tw#tw unhygienic#cw unhygienic#unhygienic cw#teeth tw#tw teeth#cw teeth#teeth cw#kiss tw#tw kiss#cw kiss#kiss cw#kissing tw#tw kissing#cw kissing#kissing cw
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goretober day 9 was "poisoning" so I did a funny for this one
#leaddyart#me#why do they call it a restroom....... keep fighting IBS king#idk what to tag for this one#unhygienic cw#i think
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Best thing I took with me from the job so far was the realisation that I can just wear nitrile gloves WHENEVER. I don't HAVE to touch the yucky substance. Wear gloves.
Now I have a box of gloves at home (from the supermarket, not from work duh) and put them on WHENEVER.
Sorting the old Playmobil sets my mother gave me from when we were all kids (because she wanted to throw them on the garbage......) and they're so. Filthy. With my mother's dog's hair. And dandruff. And just general filth. ;_; Gloves. Gloves. Gloves, my love.
#my mother never took care of our stuff at all#my husband got his playmobil from his parents all sorted and clean#i have a heap of stuff covered in dog saliva dog hair and dog dandruff it's disgusting#unhygienic cw#randomness#autism stuff#at work i put on gloves to eat mushy burgers too lmao I'm a genius
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the devil on my shoulder: you dont need to shower!! it's just a quick meeting and you showered like, sometime last week? you're good man
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Reddit moment
#id in alt text#image id in alt text#reddit#meme#abuse cw#unhygienic cw#mysogyny cw#idk what to tag this with im sorry#i didnt share the rest of the post because it just gets worse.#also for people jot used to reddit the sub isnt transphobic - sub names are permanent#its not literally x chromosomes only#anyhow assuming this is real i am... so sorry for this woman.
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this is a cripple punk post [also focusing on all kinds of HSN disabled folks]; ableds must tag reblogs with #i’m able bodied
for the record
i generally shower exactly once a week & wash my hair the same day
sometimes i can’t change undergarments for a few days, sometimes i change them multiple times a day
i rely on several adaptive tools to shower, period
i do need to shave/trim pubic and body hair for my hygiene, and can’t keep clean otherwise
in winter, i often can’t wash my hands unless i have lotion with me or they’ll crack painfully
i change clothes once or twice a day to make up for most of this the best i can
i’m saying this because all of those things are very common issues for many disabled people (especially high-support ones), and because i feel like if i’m going to talk about destigmatizing hygiene struggles, i should at least be open about my own.
hygiene is very difficult and energy consuming. it involves a lot energy that many of us can’t access.
not being able to maintain one’s personal hygiene doesn’t make anyone selfish, disgusting, or undeserving.
if you can’t be kind and supportive and not say “ew” when you hear about one of the most common impairments moderately to severely disabled people experience, you don’t support disabled people. if you don’t support disabled people who smell bad or have dandruff or cracked hands or un-exfoliated skin, you don’t support disabled people.
yes, even if you have sensory issues. yes, even if you’re germaphobic. your disabilities are not an excuse to be ableist to others. find a way to be kind anyway.
#DO NOT TAG AS “C SLUR/TW SLUR” OR “UNHYGIENIC”#use “cw hygiene issues” or don’t reblog. consider how your phrasing impacts those who struggle with their hygiene#cw hygiene issues#hygiene#cripple punk#cpunk#crippunk#cripplepunk#cognitive decline#neurocognitive disability#neurological disability#crazy cripple pride#mad crip pride#mad pride#madpunk#neuropunk#ableism
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dick owners who are bodily able and living in an enviromentally capable conditions to flush toilets in a shared bathroom but don't,
fuck you 🖕🏻
#rin rambles#cw vent#cw unhygienic descriptions#delete later#you are disgusting. period.#i absolutely loathe these lind of inconsiderate people jesus fucking christ how low of an eq do you have#unhygienic incapable fucker i am so tired of going to bathrooms and finding piss and shit i hope the rest of your week suck#what are you? dogs? even dogs have the decency to try and bury their shit and piss. you're worse than dogs#i'm sorry i'm just so angry i've been putting up with this for months now and i'm just so fucking tired and disgusted#gods i want a studio apartment all to myself so bad but they're so obscenely expensive *and* small#i just want to go home.#just let me go home. please. please.
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Apple surprise!
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Some Na'vi that knows English: Tsu'tey.
Tsu'tey listen. The word "sully" also means "to make dirty", "to stain".
Tsu'tey: Why do you tell me this?
Na'vi: Jake Sully.
Tsu'tey:
(Note: This is about Jake staining or ruining things, not a suggestive joke).
#avatar 2009#tsu'tey#avatar the way of water#awow#jake sully#na'vi#tsu'tey te rongloa ateyitan#cw unhygienic#post by me
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I NEED TO MOVE OUT I NEED TO MOVE OUT DOT JPEG
#wastepaper basket#HELP MEEEEEE#I NEED A NEW JOB AND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE FUCKIN STAT PLS#CW UNHYGIENIC BUT IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER COUGHING INTO HER HANDS OR JUST OUT INTO THE AIR LIKE A 4YO ONE MORE TIME#I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM#AND I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'LL KICK OFF ABOUT IT!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR SHITTY NASTY COLD ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT!!!!
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what on earth is going on with this book. there's a weird pretty pointless diversion on Weird Cannibal Island with the most extended, overwrought anti-fat writing i've ever seen. like, the absolute obsession with degrading and dehumanizing this fat guy goes beyond anything i've ever read in fiction. also this whole cult makes no sense at all and i don't know what purpose it's supposed to serve in the larger narrative. considering the fact that the tone isn't even that shocking or edgy but the main character has nearly drowned in feces twice is making me wonder if the entire sci-fi premise is just a thin veneer over the author's weird fetishes
also another thing i found baffling was horza at the damage game, bribing his way into the Horny Zone, knowing it was the Horny Zone, decided he wasn't into horniness then left and tried to get his bribe back?? (a great move for when you're trying to stay casual and unnoticed) was there literally any purpose for that? is it just supposed to establish that horza's an ineffectual idiot? bc i already got that impression very clearly from the entire rest of the book
if this is one of britain's greatest authors y'all have to step up your game
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Has being bonded with him improve or change certain experiences with him?
Eh, not much. We've been a lot less stressed now. Living feels like a team effort rather than tryin' to guess how we feel all the time. Also more kisses. Many more.
(SLAPPIN THE REST BELOW)
(Abominations, insult to my seed and his. Bastards of creation.)
If... you just. Use common sense. No. Those aren't our kids.
[loud whining]
...Yeah, it is.
Well, we've... uh, "bonded". Oni's definition of this is pretty vague. But I like it better than anything romantic could ever sum up.
(Imprinting. Sort of.)
[stuttering] Dating. We're dating. I'll just say it. We're dating!
#;pepperoni#yall love these boys so much it tickles me))#;oni speaks#;peppino speaks#;pizzasks#unhygienic cw#this doodle is like... a few weeks old im glad i can finally use it))
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don't love that the cdc has to remind people to wash their hands after changing a diaper
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a shower is like a magical girl transformation sequence for schizophrenic/bipolar ppl
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if i see one more of you fucks not tagging your piss kinks im going to reach thru the screen and cut your hands off so you cant type shit ever again.
#chats#cw unhygienic#cw unsanitary#i just wanted to read zhongli fic to comfort myself!!! stop ruining my day!!!!
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— “well? dig in!” ★ MUNCHIES 𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗌
cw: loser + stoner ellie. mean gf femme reader. groping. pretty much just food play. praise. ellie is a messy bitch but a munch nevertheless. obvious wlw themes. weed. high key this is so unhygienic. heavily unedited. lowercase intended. drabble don’t like it? don’t read.
“y’so handsy.”
ellie looks like a dog. a desperate puppy with her mouth hanging open on a hot day.
her chin digs into your shoulder and her free hand that isn’t holding her messily-rolled joint is grabbing at your breast like they’re going to run away. they had already spilled from their black, lacy cups the second you leant back in between ellie’s thighs, allowing her fumbling hands to grasp what they needed to keep her grounded.
“ow!” you wince as she lands a particularly hard bite on your shoulder.
“sorry, baby,” she apologizes sheepishly, grinning lazily as her lashes flutter to shade her green eyes. they look up at you, red and hazy, “i’m hungry.”
“yeah,” you mumble, standing up and tossing your bra to the floor, “i can fucking tell.”
you waltz over to her fridge, feeling the way her eager eyes burn holes through your underwear.
you scoop up an assortment of ingredients, not really taking notice of them until they’re laid out on the coffee table, her bowl and papers pushed to the side.
you roll your eyes at the sight of her lazily laid back against the arm of her sofa. she props herself up on one arm, her jeans already unbuttoned and white tanktop riding up to reveal her wispy auburn happy trail.
her eyes widen as she spots the food on the table and she freezes for a moment.
“well?” you stand with your hands on your hips, “dig in!”.
yeah. ellie thought. i’m going to dig in, alright.
“lay down.”
you turned to look up at her from your position of bending to pick your bra up.
“what?”.
she stares at you blankly, sitting up now with her hands hanging between her knees.
“leave the bra and lay down on the couch. face up.”
you squint at her, suspicion crawling over your expression as you move to lay down across from her, shifting the cushions and throws to get comfortable.
she pulls off her tanktop, slowly crawling up your body in just her sports bra and unbuttoned jeans until she’s face to face with you.
“you comfy?” she whispers against your lips. she smells of hemp, champagne and the musky incense burning on the side table.
you nod and she messily presses a kiss to your lips, getting a good handful of your tit in her hand. she savors the way you gasp into her mouth, back arching into her touch. she chuckles lowly.
you watch curiously with bruised lips and hooded eyes as she grabs a strawberry and the bottle of honey. she takes a bite of the strawberry, placing it to the side and chewing as she opens the lid.
“wha- ah!” you gasp as the cold honey hits your nipple, the syrupy gold liquid slowly dripping down your rib cage, “ellie!”.
she grins and leans down, her eyes never leaving yours as she swirls her tongue around your hardened bud. her hands grip your hips, thumbs rubbing circles into your hip bones.
she collects the syrup on her taste buds, moaning as she finally takes your whole nipple in her mouth, doing her best to suck everything off.
“fuck,” you hiss as she releases it with a pop. the skin swells slightly and she grins, knowing a hickey will form there.
this feels like a fever dream, your mind blurry as she flattens her tongue on your skin and follows the sticky trail down to your navel.
“having fun there?” you manage to choke out, hands subconsciously tugging at the hair that lays by the nape of her neck.
she smirks lazily, collecting the sweet remnants on two of her fingers and bringing them to your face.
“have a taste, baby.”
you eye her down before slowly opening your mouth a little, letting her shove her fingers in. she moans at the warmth, your saliva coating her fingers as she sinks two slender digits in until you’re gagging on them knuckle deep. she feels herself getting irritable, her boxers now wet and uncomfortable.
“that’s it,” she whispers, looking down the bridge of her freckled nasal at you, “good fucking girl.”
she pulls them out and your hole clenches at the sight of your spit leaking down the veins in her hands and wrists.
after wiping her hand clean, she turns back to the coffee table.
you feel dizzy, trying to process the sensuality of what just happened to the point you hadn’t even noticed ellie tug your panties to your ankles.
she giggles slightly as your hips jump at the feeling of her nose bumping your puffy clit. you forgot she was high.
“ellie, i swear to god- fuck!”
you hear it before you even feel it. the slight hissing sound and then the feeling of the cold whipped cream swirled in perfect little mountain on your mound.
she ogles it, proud of her creation before she’s got her whole mouth on your pussy.
your jaw slacks and your mouth falls open yet your brain short circuits, failing to produce any sounds.
“mmm” she hums, lips smacking as she pulls off, “fuck yeah.”
ellie’s long fingers wrap around your ankles, the anklet she got you for your anniversary jingling in her ear as she raises them up, pressing your knees toward your chest.
you cry out as she latches onto your throbbing clit, tongue plunging deep into your hole to taste the main treat. you grip her hair, forcing her face into as if it were even possible for her to be any deeper inside you. trying your best to remember curtesy and your elderly neighbors, you chew on your bottom lip until it’s beaded raw and puffy. your mind goes misty, already hazed from how much you smoked and the spot ellie was repeatedly hitting with her tongue.
your orgasm is accompanied by a string of curses and white vision as your saccharine juices coat ellie’s chin and lips. your limbs twitch, toes curling as you struggle to grab onto any remaining strings of sanity let alone your own breath.
she gives you a lopsided smile and flops back against the sofa, rubbing your thigh tenderly just the way you liked.
“that was like— munchies but on steroids, babe.”
that was the last you heard of her ramble before you fell asleep. god, she was such a fucking weirdo.
#ellie williams#ellie williams smut#ellie williams x reader#the last of us#the last of us part 2#tlou#ellie williams x you#female reader#smut#lesbian#wlw#wlw smut#brainrot#drabble#video game
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