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Pspsps, Czech TMA community:
Další český nenávistný proslov na téma Jurgena Leitnera <3 (no hate tho <33)
#jurgen leitner rant#jurgen leitner#někdy možná přidám video#archivy páně magnusovy#moje věci#magnus archives#tma#the magnus archives#ok ale překládání>>>>#obrození#čumblr
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Everyone say thank you to bananagrams for helping me with my room decor :)
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elias bouchard (me, a gay little podcast fan), with his trusty pipe (rolling pin), approaches jurgen leitner (bag of biscuits) ready to do him in (make a base for her lovely cheesecake)
#not quite as satisfying as a bpm. but close#ok to reblog#textpost#text post#tma#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#tma elias#jurgen leitner#tma jurgen leitner#brutal pipe murder
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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
#the magnus archives#tma#jurgen leitner#gerry keay#jon sims#elias bouchard#on an unrelated note#i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears#the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote#plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded#not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything#(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff
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jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years
#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#the magnus archives spoilers#tma spoilers#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k
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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day
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It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.
He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.
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A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅
#momoart#fanart#digital art#the magnus archives#the magnus archives podcast#messages from lee#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#tma spoilers#jurgen leitner#yeah I marked this as spoilers cause like what if people don’t know?#the magnus archives spoilers
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Elias, an avatar of the Watcher, choosing how he wants to kill people:
#it makes me laugh every time I think about it#I guess the Ceaseless Watcher did have limitations after all :/#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#gertrude robinson#jurgen leitner#tma spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#tma shitpost#tma#7k notes
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I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that
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if ink5oul is stealing tattoo designs from dead bodies, and said designs have spooky properties, is ink5oul not just tattoo Jurgen Leitner
#rusty quill#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmp#ink5oul#jurgen leitner
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The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow
Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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📚 jonathan-sims Follow
HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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🫖 poet-tea Follow
HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
🛶 timtimothy Follow
LMAOOOOO
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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
Do you hear that
🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
This is kind of a bop actually
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op? op are you ok
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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
going on a date tomorrow! 😀
🛶 timtimothy Follow
haha what.
🛶 timtimothy Follow
can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
📖 bookluvr Follow
Hi
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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow
why do you need skin
🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
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Oh. You.
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
What. What does that mean
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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
are you SERIOUS
🛶 timtimothy Follow
I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#jane prentiss#annabelle cane#nikola orsinov#michael distortion#daisy tonner#hezekiah wakely#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#dashboard simulator#unreality#tw unreality#shoutout to the cocoa cameo#constellama talks
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Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate
#which should be all#everyone should celebrate this day#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#tma spoilers
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special skills of tma fans include
recite leitner rant
know the outro by heart including the name of the license
making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r
dig
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jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard
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people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:
mr bonzo
colin
needles
michael knifehands
stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner
#i know it is probably mr bonzo but jurgen leitner is SO FUNNY TO ME CAN YOU IMAGINE#jurgen leitner#needles#michael distortion#mr bonzo#alice dyer#colin becher#tmagp#magpod#the magnus protocol#words of wyrm
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