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#incorrect criminal minds quotes
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Reid: seriously, Y/n, i don’t want you to be the one going in there undercover. 
Y/n: i’m sorry. do you want to put on the dress instead and go in there yourself?
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incorrect-ralvez · 3 days
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Emily: We need to open this locked door. Rossi, give me your credit card.
Rossi: Here.
Emily, pocketing it: Thanks. Morgan, break down the door.
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lilliejareau · 3 days
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derek: yo reid, remember when JJ and will made out and prentiss just stood there and stared at them the whole damn time?
spencer, smirking: i remember.
emily: i was happy for them.
derek: girl, you looked at them like they hanged your cat or something
emily: yeah, no, we’re done here. *walks away*
rossi: see, derek? this is what happens when you remind people of their trauma. let her not-move-on in peace.
emily: i heard that!
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noalarmssnnosurprises · 22 hours
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(Spencer and JJ test who's faster at pulling out a gun in the BAU hallway)
Hotch(Smiles) Oh, these kids..
30 min later...
Garcia (angry as hell)
Hotch:Which of you shots at garcia's computer?
(Spencer and JJ look at Hotch with puppy eyes)
(both at the same time)
Spencer:It was an accident.
JJ: it was Spence
Spencer: I thought we were going to say it was an accident and get away with it, YOU RAT
JJ: Garcia is so scary when she's angry..i couldn't do it
Spencer: I've never seen her angry before.
JJ:now you'll see
Morgan: Calm down babygirl.
Garcia(slowly turns red)
Morgan:run pretty boy
Garcia:I WILL KILL YOU BOTH
Emily:I THINK YOU BOTH NEED TO RUN
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lemonadeinfuser · 2 days
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how i feel whenever i say :3
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whoisspence · 3 months
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kidnapper: i have your child
hotch: which one i have five
kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up
hotch:
hotch: which one i have five
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starch1ldz · 2 months
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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.
Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating
The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.
Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.
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vervainariadne · 8 months
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Strauss: You need to hire a professional tech analyst for your team.
Hotch: *sees a scented homemade pink stationery resume written in glitter ink*
Hotch:
Hotch: That one. I want that one.
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*Spencer zoned out*
Derek: What are you thinking about?
Spencer: How long i'd survive if you suffocated me with a pillow.
Derek: What's wrong with you?
Spencer: Do you want a list?
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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*
Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 
Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 
Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 
Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 
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incorrect-ralvez · 13 hours
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Spencer: I love you.
Luke: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Spencer and Luke kiss passionately*
Emily, to Garcia: You owe me 20 dollars.
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demonicbaby666 · 10 months
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Emily: [flips monopoly board over] Hotch: Prentiss! Emily: This is why your wife is dead Reid: Emily! Emily: This is why your girlfriend is dead Morgan: Emily: This is why you’re bald Morgan: I DIDNT SAY SHIT!
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JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid
Reid :
Reid : Emily what the fuck
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sarcasm-and-stiles · 2 months
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Y/N: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Spencer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Y/N: Holy fuck-
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reidsbabi · 2 months
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my favorite underrated duo :,) i miss them <3
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