[Lucifer yet again trying to steal Adam’s third spouse]
Lucifer : You love your spouse
Lucifer : I also love your spouse (ʃƪᵕωᵕ)
Lucifer : Aren’t we both on the same side? (๑>•̀๑)
Adam, shielding you behind him, with his guitar-axe in hand : Go back from whence you came, demon
Adam, seething : Are two not enough for you? Some of us are trying to live peacefully over here
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They're at it again...
Angel: Water
Sir P: Earttttthhhhh
Alastor: Fire
Husk: Air
Nifty: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Angel: Like your dad. *points at Charlie*
(Angel may RIP since Charlie cried and Vaggie wasn't having it)
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literal proof Alastor's "Hell's Greatest Dad"..
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I know their height difference is bigger than that but this conversation happened between my friends and it was too funny not to make a meme out of
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Terrible
Lucifer: Sometimes I think that maybe you're not as terrible as I make you out to be, and then you always go to extraordinary lengths to confirm that you are, in fact, worse.
Alastor: You're insufferable. One little triple homicide and it's all whine whine whine. Grow up.
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[Alastor]: *exploring Lucifer's workroom*
[Alastor]: *finds backflipping rubber duck that spits fire*
[Alastor]: *sigh* WHY did he make this!?
[Alastor]: *irritated* And, WHY do I love it!?
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Charlie, getting dressed for a party or something: Hey, Vaggie? I can't reach my back. Can you help me tie this up?
Vaggie, under her breath: Thank you, Lord.
Charlie: You can just keep calling me Charlie, thanks.
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I don't know
don't tag it as radiostatic please
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Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game
Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Alastor:
Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.
Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*
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Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)
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I’m coping <2
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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Charlie: hey, Al, Rosie is at the door!
Al: oh no
Rosie: DARLINGGGGGGG ITS YOUR YEARLY SLANG EDUCATION DAYYYYYYY
Alastor: HIDE ME QUICK
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Angel: Husky~
Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him?
Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes.
Angel: How do you just wing a con-
Angel:
Angel: How the fuck did you know?
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