ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

national holiday

Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

theyre talking about us again

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

recipes will be like “prep time: 3 minutes” & the ingredience list is like “2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced” girlie they do not come like that

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

i need dev patel to play a vampire. I need to see him with Fangs. And bloody. I think it'd be hot and good for the environment. dare I say enchanting, even.

live blogging your breakdown on tumblr then rb a random post