Nordic Bunny i hate him and want him dead 👎

HES SO UGLY

Omg it the guy it’s the slaymatron 5000

I've never gone this insane over a tumblr sexyman in the making. Where am I what is going on /lh

so, this is your first time on the Tumblr Sexyman hyperfixation rodeo, eh? sitting in the back of class, smoking a cigarette i was there. ground zero. it was 2012. Tumblr was a different place at the time: SuperWhoLock. shipping gifs on every post. and then, i laid eyes on...

HIM.

welcome - deep breaths, you're going to be fine 😂💖

as a professional insane-about-fictional-characters-person, i find a Nordic Bunny comes round once in a blue moon. there have been some truly spectacular examples over the years...Sans. Alastor. Wally Darling. names which strike fear in the hearts and ovaries of many. and it's always an absolute blast 😂💖 this is a little different, as it seems Nordic has popped off over on Twitter first - quite a twist on the classic formula!! :3c like, there is truly nothing more special than the unique derangement of a fandom who have found a character who makes them all scream, and then they're just...piling on top of each other to CONTINUE screaming. and making art and vids and fic and all kinds of other fanworks. and that's happening with Nordic Bunny right now and ohhh it's so cute. i'm so happy this silly little guitar guy is making people smile so much!!! 🥺💖 so i say, join in on the fun, whatever that looks like for you!! or just sit back, relax, and let the excitement wash over you in a lovely wave. i honestly wish we had more Category 5 Autism events like this nowadays, but it's special that they only happen every now and again...and i think Nordic Bunny is a very worthy contender, given that's he waited 12 years for the adoration 😉

Nordic Bunny in his first scene of the Shred Force pilot 🎸🤘

I WANNA SAY THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME HAVE A CRUSH ON NORDIC BUNNY HE SO PRETTY AND I'M WATCHING THE PILOT RN WOOOOOO

/POS/lh/silly/he so pretty, thank you and Bituin for showing me this!!

hehehe ahhhh i am so delighted, what a lovely ask to receive!!! thank you kindly, i'm so happy the Nordic Bunny brainrot has consumed you too...along with lots of other folks, i see 😉 here!! have a fun gif 😘🎸

what do you guys think those tubes over Nordic Bunny's shoulders are for? are they functional, or decorative? part of outer armour, or necessary for his physical body? does anything flow through them, or do they aid in some kind of transformation? 👀

lil Nordic Bunny wip and oh my god guys he is SO fun to draw 🙈🎸🤘

byunny

evil robot villains my beloved

Nordic Bunny - Smooth [Shred Force] as promised...a little edit for everyone's new favourite evil guitar 😉🎸🤘 enjoy!!!

YES I AM MAKING A NORDIC BUNNY AMV. THE CLIPS ARE FINISHED I JUST NEED TO ADD EFFECTS AND COLOURING. IF IT'S NOT DONE TONIGHT IT WILL BE TOMORROW 👀👀👀

He'll let u hold his hand if you let him ramble about his new evil plan

i was getting too cosy with a run of pretty-boy characters, so the lord sent me a freak with a goddamn guitar for a face. to keep me humble 😔

like its gotten so bad that i deadass made an oc whose only interaction with him was immediately getting fired upon entering her new jobs building because she had dirty water on her dress. and it’s not even a platonic hyperfixation i ALMOST considered shipping. but went against it. lord help us

i am cackling that is so PRECIOUS!!!! hahaha who needs a meetcute when you can have an almost-firing at the hands of your pretty and ultra-meticulous boss? 😉 oh my gosh honey why are you preventing yourself from having joy!!! come on, if you're gonna be cringe you gotta do it full force. god knows i do every time i log onto this goddamned website (not that i have a choice with the characters you lot throw my way 🙈💖). i veeery much want to know more about this OC and her relationship with good ol' Mr Humberfloob 👀

saw the bubble bass post and. if it comforts in any way i’ve been hyperfixating HARD on mr humberfloop from the cat in the hat 2003 movie so i understand your pain

'saw the bubble bass post' sent such a cold chill down my spine i think i may have a stroke. thank you 😂💖 oh my god MR HUMBERFLOOB!!!!!!!

no no darling you are so right for this, he's kinda...🥴💖 who doesn't love an ultra-fancy hypochondriac? besides, that man is ensuring he ain't getting COVID - he was just ahead of the curve 💀 firing back with the mortifying ordeal of knowing that at any moment, i could well develop a fixation on the actual Cat in the Hat as portrayed by Mike Myers. if Austin Powers got me, so could he. and my friends remind me of this relentlessly. is there a specific brand of brain bleach i can buy to prevent this from happening-

oh my god i love this idea!!!! here's a follow-up: if Nordic Bunny is the same alien who's been fighting Molox/the historic gods of rock since the dawn of time...maybe he started out with a full outfit? like full on battle-armour and the like? but it's been worn down over the centuries, and out of principle he will not refresh his clothes!!! 🔥

I'd like to think Nordic Bunny had more clothes on at one point, but then something happened and that's why his cape is messed up.

Either way, he refuses to put on pants.