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mernaroll · 2 days

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C R Y I N G

38-year old popstar Britney practices singing "I'm every woman"

behind the scenes from enbw

#this man #britney spears #hes an icon #hes a legend #and he is the moment #lewis watching this on repeat #ik he told me #THE SINGING #i need him so bad #nico rosberg #mernaroll #formula 1

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mernaroll · 2 days

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THIS MAN 😭

+ bonus:

#i am not normal about this man #sebastian vettel #hes the babiest of babygirls #my babygirl #i wanna put him in my pocket #and let him peek out #guhhhh #my baby #i am not okay #cute gif #mernaroll #formula 1

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mernaroll · 9 days

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somebody tell that bitch sebastian vettel that i fucking love him

#my number one boy #i love him so much #screaming crying throwing up #i miss him #Tweaking TM #sv5

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mernaroll · 19 days

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There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

#Those Fics TM #the light of my life #FANFICTION #happened to me last night #i am shooketh #trembling #EVERY last WORD #I NEED THEM #IN MY BLOODSTREAM

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mernaroll · 28 days

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

#ive been in fandom spaces for as long as i can remember and it really is weird out here #we‘re just floating

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mernaroll · 1 month

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We could have had everything in life, but fate has always chosen to be too cruel to us.

#war flashbacks #messiest divorce ever…#my divorced parents #i miss them #screaming crying throwing up #brocedes

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mernaroll · 1 month

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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mernaroll · 1 month

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#thinking about him #day and night #i can’t get over it #he’s so fucking adorable #what the hell #he’s so babygirl #i want to put him in my pocket #and let him peek out #he’s so baby i love him #adorable man. adorable #screaming crying throwing up #ripping my hair out #sliding down the wall #gasping for air #seb is baby girl #sebastian vettel #formula 1 #mernaroll #japanese gp 2023

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mernaroll · 1 month

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*c2, laying in bed at 3 am*

Charles: spines are a social construct.

Carlos: what??

Charles: like what purpose do they have?

Charles: hold on, just hear me out. you know those wiggly things at the gas station?

Carlos: the inflatable tube mans?

Charles: yes. those. why don't we function like that?

Charles: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. wouldn't it be great to live like that?

Carlos, starting to wheeze: but how would we walk then?

Charles: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arm in air* wouldn't that be cool?

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mernaroll · 2 months

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Max’s mom liked Charles IG post about baby Leo ❤️

#MY LESTAPPEN HEART #pleasee my parents #SOPHIE SHIPS IT #we love mama here

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mernaroll · 2 months

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when nico had daniel STUGGLING to put together a sentence in italian so they could exclude lewis

their beef was so funnyyyyy

It got me giggling and crying at the same time

seb vettel making snarky brocedes comments in the post podium interviews was glorious

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mernaroll · 2 months

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Nico and Lewis when 19 year old Max Verstappen tried to make a conversation in 2016 Japan GP cool down room (They were in a brink of divorce)

that day he promised to himself that he will be a good podcast host in the future 😔😭

He was like NEVER, NEVER will that happen again

I felt awkard years later PLEASE

THE MAXSPLAINING IS A TRAUMA RESPONSE

Dude If I was max l'd carry a camera around with me and upload it years later with the caption "brocedes: The divorce"

THE FALLLLLLLL

childhood friends to lovers to enemies 😔

Silver War ™

*shudders*

#brocedes trauma #ITS REAL #im a child of divorce #pleasee my parents #The whole grid was suffering #because of two hoes #who love a piece of metal more than their 14 year bond #seb max and daniel were WITNESSES #divorced husbands #silver war #TM #formula 1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #sebastian vettel #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #mernaroll

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mernaroll · 2 months

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me on my wedding day calling my 6th grade history teacher just to make sure…

#giggles in daddy issues #but like #he was so ahh #i needed him so bad #this was so fucked up #its giving #unhealthy obsession #like okay dramatic ass #he needs me #he told me himself #(im delusional)#PLEASEEE #but please ignore this #thanks pookie #mernaroll

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mernaroll · 2 months

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Sebastian vettel in 2016 stayed BOOKED AND BUSY (he had to speak German with Nico and English to Lewis so they don't have to talk together in the cool down room because the girlies were tussing😔)

#brocedes #war flashbacks #seb was GOING THROUGH IT #they were MESSY messy #the girls are fighting #my divorced parents #Silver War #TM #*shudders*#angsty chaos #like okay dramatic ass #THEY WERE HOLDING DANIEL HOSTAGE TOO #he told me himself #sebastian vettel #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #formula 1 #mernaroll

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mernaroll · 2 months

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Nico Rosberg is the Finno-Anglo-Franco-Italiano-German who speaks 97 languages (including Welsh) and has a world record Il passports - but deep down he's really a Monegasque. You can tell from the exquisite manners and the smell of money whenever he wafts by. So even if he hadn't won the race for the last three years the build-up to the Monaco Grand Prix mostly consists of Nico dutifully explaining that he went through the tunnel to school every morning while growing up, and the media dutifully reporting it like they have the previous ten years he's said it. Just once we'd like Nico to bullshit the press conference and claim to have been raised by wolves in a Lappland yurt. Like Kimi.

#no context #nico rosberg everyone #babyiest of babygirls #what the hell is this #i dont know #and i dont care #accept it #but please ignore this #i beg of you #it was a yap session #dont take me seriously #nico rosberg #formula 1 #mernaroll

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mernaroll · 2 months

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when your 1st teammate you were assigned when you were 19 and shy and weird who took you to his cousin's wedding and basically sugar daddied/ dommed you into being a real adult before abandoning you for ferrari and you try to act very grown-up and mature now but part of you will always turn back into that blushing 19 year old when he gives you attention but it's really just carlando

#carlando #me if u even care #carlos is such a dom #he loves his sugar baby #LANDO NORRIS IS SUCH A SUGAR BABY #i will die on this hill #i already did #what kind of fuckery is this #i dont fucking know #but its real #formula 1 #carlos sainz #lando norris #mernaroll

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mernaroll · 2 months

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redbull second drivers

always an angel never a god

#redbull second drivers #they deserved better #this ruined me #i actually can’t breathe holy crap #made myself cry with this one #this one has a little kick to it #second to seb #second to max #always an angel never a god #mark webber #checo perez #formula 1 #mernaroll

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