ねえ　きょう　ドコ行ってたです？

Hey, where did you go today?

almost time

this guy at the bar came up and asked me “what gives you the balls to just dye your hair blue?” and i was too drunk to think of anything witty so i just sneered and said “my balls”

Today's Seal Is: Blissed Out In The Slop

feeling like the health inspector

the beautiful elaborate pieces i draw of my ocs on my toyhouse page sitting side by side with my crude shitpost doodles of them

Please never stop talking

They definitely want new adventures

holy shit the notes on that last poll are fucking DIRE. i can't even glibly screenshot any of them im just scrolling through with my mouth agape. "asexual kink" "nonsexual little kink" im going to start breaking shit like a chimpanzee

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

Ｊせんせ…ちっとくるちいでち…

Master J ...Kofu just feel hard....

leaving for europe next week, tickets available now