maybe i should

i went to the met today

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

when u close in 15 minutes and a customer thinks they can just walk their ass right in 

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will