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Xie Lian: Oh, fiddlesticks. That really ruffles my feathers
Qi Rong, *near tears*: Please. Please, just say fuck
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Xie Lian: so what do you know about Crimson Rain Sought Flower, Hua Cheng?
San Lang, Totally not Hua Cheng: well its just rumors and the likes, hearsay, if you will... anyway he's incredibly powerful but also has a sensitive and romantic side. He's also really hot. And rich. And single. And has a big dick. Idk just legends tho
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hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?
xie lian : sure!
hua cheng : he likes men
xie lian :
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we’ll never know what it was
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Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.
Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.
Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.
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Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…
Mu Qing: Which one?
Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??
Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.
Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*
Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?
Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!
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Hua Cheng: If I fall…
Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.
Xie Lian: But what if I fall?
Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*
Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?
Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Hua Cheng: Whoever caused this mess is going to-
Xie Lian: It was me.
Hua Cheng: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.
Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?
Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.
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Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.
Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.
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Mu Qing: Why is it so fucking cold in here?!
Xie Lian: Yeah, I’ve slept in graves warmer than this!
Mu Qing: You’ve what
Xie Lian: What
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Xie Lian: *eating half a cinnamon roll*
Hua Cheng: Cannibalism
Xie Lian: *confused chewing noises*
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At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting
Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk
Luo Binghe: Lan?
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: a good one.
Wei Wuxian: yes.
Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*
Wei Wuxian: yes
Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand
Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?
Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?
Hua Cheng: oh yes
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TGCF Quote #2
Hua Cheng: Who hurt you?
Xie Lian: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Hua Cheng: ...Yes, actually.
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*playing twister*
Pei Ming: Right hand red.
Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*
Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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xie lian : i want someone to listen to my problems without any criticism
mu qing : WHY WOULD YOU COME TO ME FOR THAT???
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